Fishy story

[FREDDIE187]

A friend was telling me this weekend about his friend that worked on a fishing boat during his holidays. His job was to clean the freshly caught fish. They were catching "snoek" a particularly smelly fish.

He was saying that after doing this for a few weeks he smelled so badly of fish that he could not go near his girlfriend for a month.

I immediately realised that there was endless possiblities for a clever remark here. I tried my best but could not think of a suitable clever remark...............But I bet you guys can. Lets hear it!

 

[gsdx]

*cringing*

Ugh!

Don't even wanna go there, let alone 'think' there!

 

[FREDDIE187]

*cringing*

Ugh!

Don't even wanna go there, let alone 'think' there!

Yeah. Can't understand that nobody has come up with a clever remark.

How about a innocent question with a straight face;

Would she have noticed?

 

[gsdx]

I thought my remark was 'clever'. Guess I'm not even a 'nobody'. (Where's that sulky, pouty smilie?)

Wow. This is the best there is?

Geez! Dancing bananas we got! Smilies getting blowjobs we got! But not a single sulky, pouty smilie!

 

[dolphwasser]

How about...

"I just wanted to show you that I had a feminine side." ???

"Give me SOME credit. I cleaned out the last 2 cases of Summer's Eve that the drug store had!" ??

"OK. Now we're even. How do YOU like it?" ??

 

[gsdx]

"OK. Now we're even. How do YOU like it?" ??

Ooooo! That's good!

 

[slobone]

I'm told that snoek is the number one food craving of South Africans who live overseas. Could that be true?

 

[GoodbyeSobriety]

"I'm just trying to meet your standards..."

"I too can be a woman."

"What? I didn't think you would notice the smell?"

Dunno, my two cents.

 

[Centexfarmer]

A friend was telling me this weekend about his friend that worked on a fishing boat during his holidays. His job was to clean the freshly caught fish. They were catching "snoek" a particularly smelly fish.

He was saying that after doing this for a few weeks he smelled so badly of fish that he could not go near his girlfriend for a month.

I immediately realised that there was endless possiblities for a clever remark here. I tried my best but could not think of a suitable clever remark...............But I bet you guys can. Lets hear it!

Why? Is she starting to smell like a Lesbian?







I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

One of my pet Lesbians tells me that if "it smelled like fish I sure as hell wouldn't eat it!"

 

[Andreus]

what did adam say after eve took her first bath in the ocean?

















damn.... how are we going to get that smell out of the fish

 

[cynicus]

There is an old joke about God coming down to the Garden of Eden and asking Eve what she was doing. Eve answers, "Lord, I was just swimming here in the lake." God says, "Eve, I told you not to swim in the lake. Now all the fish are going to smell."

And here is a joke that will probably get me all kinds of hell. Why are lesbians' navels so big? That is where they keep the tartar sauce.

[Sorry, Andreus--you beat me to the punch. But I know a joke even worse than the lesbian story. I would be drummed out of JUB if I told it though.]

 

[FREDDIE187]

I'm told that snoek is the number one food craving of South Africans who live overseas. Could that be true?

I don't know about that, but freshly prepared snoek is delicious. It tates different from any other fish. Must mention it is smoked.

 

[Andreus]

I don't know about that, but freshly prepared snoek is delicious. It tates different from any other fish. Must mention it is smoked.

i love the taste of fish, but I hate the strong odored stuff

gotta be the more delicate cold water ones for me...

Swordfish and cod are my faves

 

[buzzj]

Almost too easy, isn't it...