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Funniest/Weirdest thing someone said to you when you came out.

I told my mom two weeks ago, and not only was I suprised that she didn't suspect it, she also said:

"How was I supposed to know? You don't dress like a girl or talk with your hands!"
 
Oh, and a day later, I told my second cousin.

Me: Oh yeah, so I'm gay. Everyone knows now.
Cousin: Cool, cool. You know it's "nurture" and "learned" right? It comes from being molested by your father at a young age.
Me: (calls mother) Mom, did dad molest me?
Mom: No, your father loved you and did everything for you.
Me: Cousin, you're a bitch and my mom is pissed.
 
i'm a closet case for most people except a few i trusted,and the reactions have been quite ...different..some good,some bad..and some really hurtful,but since the post it's about the funny ones i think this is mine:

this was 3 weeks ago,at an old friend's bbq

he: so what's the deal with you and her (my ex.girlfriend) breaking up after so long? i always thought you were going to end up marrying her?

me: i don't think she would have accepted after i told her i was bisexual( i let out this dumb nervous laugh of mine)

he: hahahaaha *his phone rings* it was his sister on the phone who was on her way to the house asking if he needed anything
he: yeah bring some ice and hurr...wait YOU WHAT?!!!! (To me)
i couldn't help but to burst out laughing

he's gay but why never discussed anything about sexuality until that day,he was quite shocked.
 
Well we just won't tell (...), and you will just have to be discreet.

My mother as she was trying to marry me off to a cousin...Gotta love her!
 
my sister today :D-

me-well, you know, i'm gay
her-are you serious?
me-yeah i am
her-HOW THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW THIS??


she likes to figure out who's gay in hillcrest (our gay district) we both thought she should have known.
 
ME: "I'm gay."
HIM: "Get the fuck outta here..."
ME: "No. I mean it. I'm gay."
HIM: "I mean it too. Get the fuck outta here. Get outta my room."
 
My friend from college...
Her: Boys are so stupid...
Me: Tell me about it.
Her: I just don't understand why..WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Me: Tell me about it?
Her: OH EM GEE! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW!!!
Me: Well, you know that i still like girls...
Her: Oh, so really only like your big toe is gay....how disappointing...
#-o#-o](*,):roll:
 
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