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Gay Army Reality Show

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meh, talk about stereotyping.
 
If you guys get bbc america, there's a show called bad lads army that's pretty good...it's a brit reality show where petty criminals get sent to a boot camp/military camp...the premise is that it's a camp circa world war II...why i don't know... and you certainly see things you don't on american network tv...including lots of bare asses, heavy hazing for the guys who can't keep up and nasty ass language...it's kinda funny too. it's on wednesday's at 10 pm i believe.
 
Bad Lads is based on the type of training and life British nationals could expect when National Service was compulsary just after the war. It's kinda New Chav Army, but has it's moments right enough ..|

Have you been treated to the army method of daily hygiene yet? That's one of those moments you're torn between watching the demonstration or the look on the lads' faces :badgrin: !oops!
 
OMG! Too weird...

I would need my Night Vision Tiara and Combat Heels!
 
nah...pixel...i musta missed that episode...exactly how do they clean em or do i want to not know...
 
Well... it's kinda car-crash TV, but basically the Sarg comes in and bellows at them like they're on parade and it goes along the lines of:

QUIET! you 'orrible lot! Right - Stand by your beds!

On the count of one, recruits will firmly grasp underwear...

On the count of two, said underwear will be lowered to the floor...

On the count of three, recruits will take hold of their tadger/prick/cock and,

On the count of four, any foreskins will be retracted to enable hygiene inspection!

:eek: Key-rist! There were a few red faces in the barracks that day :D :-<

On another episode the big Scots Sarg (Andy is it?) shows the recruits - by demonstration - the correct way to use just one square of loo paper when on manouvers :?

And as for the daily ablutions! All lined up at a sink each and told to get front and back nethers thoroughly scrubbed using only one tiny corner of the towel, so the rest is left clean for face and hands :lol:

You'd know if you'd seen any of that - the recruits weren't best pleased at dropping the drawers on any of those occasions and they were all clenched up tight as a farmer's arsehole on a frosty morning :badgrin: :lol: :lol:

It's definitely must-see TV :=D: ..|
 
that is so fucking gross...one square of toilet paper?? one square????? what kind of barbaric tv is this? i'll bet they don't let them use body spray after showering either do they...??? fucking animals!
 
Slightly off topic...

I know "Military Intelligence" is an oxymoron. "Gay Army" would be, what? Just redundant?
 
Claudio63 said:
Slightly off topic...

I know "Military Intelligence" is an oxymoron. "Gay Army" would be, what? Just redundant?
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... but with fatigues to die for 8)
 
...So if the tag is feminine Men in a Masculine World, couldn't it have just been called Feminine Army?

The only thing I'd like to see is the last episode because what show would they have if they didn't succeed int he end. Seeing them pseudo-kill would be interesting.
 
i'm sorry but if this is for real, it's gonna be the best reality show in history! bring it on!!!
 
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