God screw Black Friday

[belamyi]

Fucking Christ, so sick of all that peddling at your door, phone and message box...

 

[Outlooker]

Can I interest you in a life-size, anatomically correct male doll? BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL! (Click for prices.)

 

[belamyi]

^ Oh please, that's so passé--- and it's not even the Chace Crawford type, which is the most palatable version I have seen.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

All the available escorts are at Walmart, huh? Just wait a few hours Belly they'll be back on whatever the current smut bucket app is soon, let them get their flatscreens for $400.

 

[belamyi]

^ You know I'm only interested in the unavailable ones

 

[Alistair]

All the available escorts are at Walmart, huh? Just wait a few hours Belly they'll be back on whatever the current smut bucket app is soon, let them get their flatscreens for $400.

And they’ll be desperate for money after blowing their unemployment benefits.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ You know I'm only interested in the unavailable ones

Economics 101 sis, if traffic is being diverted elsewhere you gotta raise your pay rates to draw em back. Technically don't you owe them holiday rates anyway?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

And they’ll be desperate for money after blowing their unemployment benefits.

Not if they're smart like me and invest in crypto! A bij just got rich overnight.

EDIT: Just crashed. I'm poor again. Can somebody cashapp me $13 for a bic mac and some condoms?

 

[belamyi]

Economics 101 sis, if traffic is being diverted elsewhere you gotta raise your pay rates to draw em back. Technically don't you owe them holiday rates anyway?

Economics 202, sis: if attention is being diverted elsewhere, you gotta raise your meat quality to draw me back. Technically don't I get both available and unavailable hos through porn anyway... without the occasional upsetting discomforts of close encounters?

 

[rareboy]

omg.

We now have Black Friday week and month.

On the other hand, I am so sorry for the savaging that retailers have experienced over the last 20 months, I am very forgiving this year.

And we are trying to spend up a storm for our local businesses.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Economics 202, sis: if attention is being diverted elsewhere, you gotta raise your meat quality to draw me back. Technically don't I get both available and unavailable hos through porn anyway... without the occasional upsetting discomforts of close encounters?

I wanna make a joke about your painting thread but its way too crass and I just ate.

 

[belamyi]

^ Liar

You are just at your wit's end, and you are unable to produce a proper response

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ Liar

You are just at your wit's end, and you are unable to produce a proper response

I did just eat, and jokes about painting are in poor taste. You know Im a proper heaux.

 

[belamyi]

I did just eat, and jokes about painting are in poor taste. You know Im a proper heaux.

Faker.

Liar.

Sham.

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[Harke the Boeotarch]

Can I interest you in a life-size, anatomically correct male doll? BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL! (Click for prices.)

Robson from Oz...

 

[Thad1527]

Don't fret. Andrew Christian's Black Friday sale has been extended.

As someone with a drawerful of underwear, I don't much care.

 

[Araucaria]

They're driving me crazy with Giving Tuesday! I'm getting bombarded with all kinds of solicitations for money in texts and emails from charities and causes, a couple of which I've donated to in the past, most of which I haven't, but obviously got my contact information from somewhere. I'm sure many are legit organizations, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to go researching all of them. And what's this crazy "we'll multiply your matching gift 5X or 6X?" How can they even stay in business doing that?

 

[belamyi]

And what's this crazy "we'll multiply your matching gift 5X or 6X?"

I don't even want to stop to think what that means.