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handyman22
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A Note from Hell
A man enters a gay bar and while sitting at his table, notices an absolutely gorgeous man sitting at another table – alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to the hunk, knowing that if he accepts it, he will be his for the night.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the hunk, saying this is from the gentleman. He looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.
The note reads: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank and 8 inches in your pants.”
Well the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to the hunk.
It reads: “Just so you know – I have a Mercedes AND a BMW, and over TEN million in the bank. But not even for you handsome, would I cut 2 inches off my dick. So please send back the bottle.”
A man enters a gay bar and while sitting at his table, notices an absolutely gorgeous man sitting at another table – alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to the hunk, knowing that if he accepts it, he will be his for the night.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the hunk, saying this is from the gentleman. He looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.
The note reads: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank and 8 inches in your pants.”
Well the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to the hunk.
It reads: “Just so you know – I have a Mercedes AND a BMW, and over TEN million in the bank. But not even for you handsome, would I cut 2 inches off my dick. So please send back the bottle.”
handyman22
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Escaped Convict
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man in a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and started nuzzling her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room.
The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, “Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn’t seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do, don’t fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it.”
“Darling,” the wife said, spitting out her gag. “I’m so relieved you feel that way. He wasn’t kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks your really cute and asked if we keep the Vaseline in the bathroom.”
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man in a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and started nuzzling her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room.
The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, “Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn’t seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do, don’t fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it.”
“Darling,” the wife said, spitting out her gag. “I’m so relieved you feel that way. He wasn’t kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks your really cute and asked if we keep the Vaseline in the bathroom.”