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We're so easy-going. People who like Christmas tend to be pushy and materialistic and selfish (they had to make a whole holiday out of giving to others cuz it's THAT special and unique to them to be considerate of others). Every year they get together with the Thanksgiving people to bemoan Target and Walmart playing Christmas music at the end of November. Did "All I Want For Christmas Is You" really give yall PTSD? Cuz that song is so soulful and joyous I can't imagine feeling hate when it comes on.
Anyway, here's my working theory: if stores and restaurants started playing Halloween music in September WE WOULD LOVE IT! It would get me so pumped for my 2nd favorite holiday behind Valentine's Day. Month-long pregaming for the big day.
Annyway, I said all that to say.... *I call dibs on the following costume ideas and themes
*By opening this thread you've acknowledged and accepted that you are banned from the costumes hereafter
Pregnant Megan Markle, Meg Thee Stallion, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Rihanna, the ghost of Whitney Houston, Whitney Houston's coke dealer, any Whitney Houston-related concepts, Janet Jackson (though it's not really a costume if people regularly mistake you for that celebrity anyway and you're also a great dancer who likes to wear boustiers annd heavy makeup), President Kamala Harris, Storm, Rogue, Jubilee, Jean Gray, Mystique, Psylocke, Dazzler, Okoye, Black Widow, all the awesome comic heroines, you can be that annoying one, Tony Stark's boring wife,
90s Missy Elliot, Shakira, unnnamed MAGA yokel, Ariel-- but not the black one whose eyes are literally on opposite sides of her head-- the cute 90s one.
Anyway, here's my working theory: if stores and restaurants started playing Halloween music in September WE WOULD LOVE IT! It would get me so pumped for my 2nd favorite holiday behind Valentine's Day. Month-long pregaming for the big day.

Annyway, I said all that to say.... *I call dibs on the following costume ideas and themes
*By opening this thread you've acknowledged and accepted that you are banned from the costumes hereafter
Pregnant Megan Markle, Meg Thee Stallion, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Rihanna, the ghost of Whitney Houston, Whitney Houston's coke dealer, any Whitney Houston-related concepts, Janet Jackson (though it's not really a costume if people regularly mistake you for that celebrity anyway and you're also a great dancer who likes to wear boustiers annd heavy makeup), President Kamala Harris, Storm, Rogue, Jubilee, Jean Gray, Mystique, Psylocke, Dazzler, Okoye, Black Widow, all the awesome comic heroines, you can be that annoying one, Tony Stark's boring wife,
90s Missy Elliot, Shakira, unnnamed MAGA yokel, Ariel-- but not the black one whose eyes are literally on opposite sides of her head-- the cute 90s one.

