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Happy 2002

marvtha

marvtha

Dame Marvtha, Muffinmaker
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TOPHER said i should start a new thread......and i tries to please my muffins so.......HERE IT IS!..|

my new year's revolution is to be a bigger whore!:p
OH, and try to eat more solids!!oops!

does dick count as a solid?????:p
 
I do so hope you get a calendar soon from Topher to keep track of all the times you eat him!

A Happy 2002 to you!
A Happy 2003 to you!
A Happy 2004 to you!
A Happy 2005 to you!
A Happy 2006 to you!
A Happy 2007 to you!
 
jusberf said:
Marvtha!!! Love the new thread!!! Looks nice & comfy here. I applaud your New Year's resolution! Very ambitious, indeed! Mine??? I'm givin' up junkies! For good this time!!! :rolleyes:
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what are these "junkies" you speak of sweetie?
 
JackFTwist said:
I do so hope you get a calendar soon from Topher to keep track of all the times you eat him!

A Happy 2002 to you!
A Happy 2003 to you!
A Happy 2004 to you!
A Happy 2005 to you!
A Happy 2006 to you!
A Happy 2007 to you!
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now don't be gettin ahead of yourself there![-X

marvtha still have a couple days of '01 to enjoy!(!)
 
jusberf said:
Well, I used to have a thing for these drug-addled street urchins I would pick up, bring home and molest. But NO MORE!!! I'm older and wiser now and besides, that's no kind of behavior for a muffin, now is it??? #-o
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marvtha used to keep cans of flea spray under my bed for nights of "howlin' for hobos"

but alas word got around about my stalking and suddenly the streets cleared of urchins!:cry:
sometimes i miss the smell of sour B.O. and boonesfarm breath but.........GOOD 4 U!!!!!:=D: ..|

muffins are of a "higher" class!;) :p
 
marvtha said:
now don't be gettin ahead of yourself there![-X

marvtha still have a couple days of '01 to enjoy!(!)
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Poor Marvtha! The scientists must have kept you out of circulation for some time! :eek: You gettin' ready to ring in '02? I just don't know how to break it to ya, baby!
 
gmoney said:
Poor Marvtha! The scientists must have kept you out of circulation for some time! :eek: You gettin' ready to ring in '02? I just don't know how to break it to ya, baby!
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what you got on your mind sweetie?

something amiss??????:confused:
 
marvtha said:
what you got on your mind sweetie?

something amiss??????:confused:
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Seems we've rung in a few New Years since your last one, Marvtha! Just like JFtwist told ya, we ordered 7 boxes 'o wine. One for each year since 2000! But don't fret none, my sweetie. I'm sure you're ready to make up for lost time! :badgrin:
 
Poor marvtha...

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gmoney said:
Seems we've rung in a few New Years since your last one, Marvtha! Just like JFtwist told ya, we ordered 7 boxes 'o wine. One for each year since 2000! But don't fret none, my sweetie. I'm sure you're ready to make up for lost time! :badgrin:
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marvtha did some math and that would make it 2007!!!!!!!:eek: :confused:
is that stud clinton still the prez!

ol' marvs did an internship at the white house once.....i was the official taster for food that had been sent in!:eek:

.......anyhoo let's just say prez clinton's pickle.......... RULED THE LAND!!!


marvtha doesn't have any "stained" dresses though cause.....I SWALLOW!!!

G MO.....april fool's day isn't until' march![-X

quit trying to kid me....2007...HA[-X #-o :p
 
MOMMA TOOK AWAY MY PERCOCET!!!:grrr: :mad:

when i told her the cat kept cussing at me she explained that..........
A: animals don't talk
B: we don't have a cat
C: i was wearing a pair of soiled underwear on my head

so the pain has set in and the mimosa's ain't helping!:(
time to break out the hard stuff!!!!(!)
 
you've got to be fuckin kidding me?!?!?](*,) :grrr: :mad: :confused:
 
jusberf said:
Anyhow, Marvtha... You're probably better off without those percs anyway. You seemed to be doin' just fine on "liquid medication"! Any New Year's Eve plans, hon??? :gogirl:
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me and bella has a couple of hot dates!
and when i say "hot" i mean we stoled them along with a couple cases of booze.

without getting into detail.....it involved some mexicans and alcohol being snuck into the country illegally!:-$
they can't speak a lick of english but their "habeneros" are hot and leave a burn in my "hoo ha!"(!)

how bout you BERF.....into hot peppers!?!?;)
 
jusberf said:
I'm gonna pass on those hot peppers, Marvtha. You should be careful, too. You wouldn't want to spend New Year's Eve in the ER with a badly burned "hoo ha"! [-X
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suit yourself but it would be a pleasure to "pleasure" you also!!!!!;) ..|
 
So fellow muffins we find ourselves in fun & games again.

Marvtha doesn't seem to be around just at the minute (I hope she hasn't tried the shower thing again!)

So what you say we make our own fun & games until she returns with tales of the hoo ha she's had with her hoo ha and the pickles she's been in with peolpes pickles?
 
jusberf said:
I heard Marvtha once picked a peck of pickled peckers!!! :rolleyes:
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I don't know about that, I think Marvtha does have a jar of pickled peckers but I've never seen them.

She did try to mingle with pringle's tinkle once but I can run faster than her!
 
Pringle said:
So fellow muffins we find ourselves in fun & games again.

Marvtha doesn't seem to be around just at the minute (I hope she hasn't tried the shower thing again!)

So what you say we make our own fun & games until she returns with tales of the hoo ha she's had with her hoo ha and the pickles she's been in with peolpes pickles?
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PRINGIE!!!!(*8*) :kiss:

you were the first friend i met here in F & G!
how's the pickle doin?;)

marvtha not too happy and ready to maybe just call it quits here in JUB land!](*,)
 
jusberf said:
I heard Marvtha once picked a peck of pickled peckers!!! :rolleyes:
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i think you may be referring to baby gherkins who i keep in a pickle jar but not that kinda "pickle" cause that wouldn't be kosher!
 
The Chinese Year of the Muffin is almost upon us.
I made my annual contribution to the Free Clinic in Marvthas name.
She's such a shrinking violet that she's afraid to ask, so would a dozen or so muffins volunteer to lace up her corset?
Lace it so tight that they'll think her balls are hairy tits.
Happy New Year Ms M, and to the Muffin brigade too.
 
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