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Have you Ever Shit Your Pants in Public?

So this is a bit embarrassing. :lol:

I live for one year in a first floor apartment with the landlord and a grown daughter up above. She worked in the deli department at a local grocery store.

They had a beagle so fat that the poor thing couldn't walk. Most likely from being fed the ends of cold cuts she brought home.They called him Pupchow. Great name. :roll:

Anyhoo...

They would carry Pupchow up and down the stairs when he had to pee or crap.

They would open the entryway door and let him relieve himself right there on the front porch where people walk and come in. Every day I would find poop or pee. They didn't even pick it up or wash the pee down with some water. I complained and that was probably a mistake.

Fast forward to day I moved out. (*@*)

Both her and daughter were working.

I climbed the stairs to their apartment. There was a lovely landing area. I pulled my pants down. Leaned against her door and took a nice fat dump.

Enjoy Bitch!

Sorry Pupchow.
 
Sadly a few times. I have IBS-D. Guys around here seem to think they own public toilet stalls or they are embarrassed to come out while they know someone is waiting. I have even begged guys to come out of the stall when I know they are done and I have been waiting awhile. Sometimes that works other times they take longer. Most of the time I can here them playing on their phone.


PS Fuck you Safeway for only having one toilet for men in the entire store.
 
Not yet outside. I guess that I have had irritable bowel syndrome a few times. I have had an immediate need to shit liquid a few times at home and once I couldn't make it to the bathroom quick enough, but I was at home. Thankfully this is rare, maybe 4 times in 3 years.
 
In the words of the late John Fitzgerald Kennedy, "Ask NOT if you have ever shit your pants in public, but ask rather, have you ever shit on ANYONE ELSE'S pants? We poo these things NOT because they are hard, but because they are easy, and can be aimed."

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In the words of the late John Fitzgerald Kennedy, "Ask NOT if you have ever shit your pants in public, but ask rather, have you ever shit on ANYONE ELSE'S pants? We poo these things NOT because they are hard, but because they are easy, and can be aimed."

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I never knew he said that. One learns something every day!
 
Yes it was a mistimed shart but it was also the start of the flu! Side note those commercial toilets can flush a pair of boxer briefs without battin an eye and it still flushed the rest of my uuum leavings! I should note this particular bathroom had no garbage can and other people were in the stalls on either side of me so dumping them in the stall was a no go!
 
Never "shit" in public that I can remember. I can't even think of a time I HAD to drop my pants outdoors and take a dump. I have done that, but I was out camping. I have had 2 close calls in that I made it home but did not make it to the bathroom in time.
 
Never "shit" in public that I can remember. I can't even think of a time I HAD to drop my pants outdoors and take a dump. I have done that, but I was out camping. I have had 2 close calls in that I made it home but did not make it to the bathroom in time.
That counts
 
At school, I was around 12: the idiot next to me kicked my right loin with hi finger and I loosened... the noticed and seemed more upset than myself. That was the only day ever that we were asked to change places with a schoolmate from the class next door. The poor guy must have received a poor impression of m...
Yes, I didn't fix it until I got home, a couple of hours later (school was three blocks away)... no wait... at 12... the block was like 200 meters farther away (it was a charter school renting rooms in different lowrise "lofts": the premises were clean and all that, but totally crappy; they charged only for the education given).
 
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