Have you had awkward moments with family and friends?

[m1thousand]

Have you had awkward moments with friends and family?

Ive had a few . . .

#1
I had moved to Vancouver (circa 1985) and a friend called and I was getting 'attention', aka head, from a guy at my place. There was another phone call and I thought it was the friend calling me back. I picked up the phone and said (firmly) "Not now David, Im in the middle of something". The next thing I hear is my mom saying "Mark, is that you?" So that was awkward.

#2
My sister lived in Florida and my mom (from the phone call) and I visited my sister. I was taking advantage of the situation. I borrowed the car and went to gay clubs at night. I went to the bath house, Club Fort Lauderdale. I was drawn to the counter attendant and flirted with him. Eventually, we hooked up and I learned that he was an escort.

I was at his place and he received a call. It was a client and he said he was busy. It was nice that he turned down an offer because I was there. No, there was no money exchanged between him and me. Later that night, we were in bed and guess who called? Yup, my mom. I dont know how she had the phone number but I guess I must have given it to her. It was 2 a.m. and she was wondering where I was. She called while we were in bed. She read the riot act and I went home / back to my sister's.

#3
There is a show called 'Naked Attraction' and I texted my friend to let him know there was a new season of the show beginning. My text reminded him that it was back on and thankfully I didnt say anything about getting to see cock. Because I had sent the text to my sister (a different sister) and not my friend. It could have been very embarrassing if I had gotten dirty with my text

Have you had awkward moments?

 

[ShadowCat]

Once when I was drunk I told a n also very drunk relative i'd blow him! He's ugly as sin and homophobic no thanks!

 

[voltronforce]

Once I was dating a closeted younger guy who was in college and I was in bed with him and his mom called and I started feeling him making moaning sounds. He thought that was funny. A few years later his homophobic parents disowned him

 

[PrinceCory]

I can not think of any time while with another person. But I've lived a mostly self sex life. Unfortunately.

 

[USEDCAR]

I was messing with this guy (Curious clearly in the closet) and he lived in upstairs 1 bedroom apartment with his mom and he slept in the living room. He was jerking me off and i was chilling. We heard someone walked up the stairs and i ran to the bathroom and pretended to use the bathroom. I ended up meeting his mom it was a bit awkward and we was acting like we was studying.

Idk why i wore jeans on i usually wear sweat pants or shorts so i can easily pull it up if i had to dash.

 

[cabinfever]

Too many to mention but what comes to mind first is at my mom's funeral. The preacher (who obviously never met her) was a tad drunk and as he rambled on he decided to tell a story about Jesus playing basketball - comparing Jesus to my mom playing basketball with Jesus .

Before I had a chance to stop myself I started to LMAO - oops! - very awkward.