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At what point do you cross the line from male bonding into homoeroticism? To be honest with you, I don't really know how to define either. It is like what that judge said a long time ago about pornography: I can't define it, but I know it when I see it. I think there is a bit of male bonding going on in every locker room, with homoerotic undertones lurking beneath the surface. It is the transition and tension between them that interests me. Even though you probably think I'm only into this because I like looking at lots of cocks in the locker room, I really am fascinated by the interaction and behavior of guys in locker room situations. It's kind of like when I'm waiting for a flight at the airport, I love to people watch. And when the people I'm watching are buck naked, well that's even better.
This week I've been going to the gym near the Guard base. There are several soldiers that workout there in the mornings. Every one of them is very naked in the locker room. Hot Latino Soldier as you may imagine, is a young, hot latino guy who LOVES being naked, especially in front of his soldier buddies. He has the same routine every day: strip down, leave towel in locker, walk non-chalantly to the shower, letting everyone admire his hot body, shower, walk out of the shower dripping wet and naked over to the long mirror facing the lockers, hit the hair dryer mounted on the wall and stand there for a while, buck naked, letting the hot air dry him off, turning around frequently, giving everyone a good view of his round firm ass and hot uncut cock, then leisurely return to his locker, all the time socializing and talking to the guys around him, finish toweling off, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he doesn't have a stictch of clothing on. Last week I witnessed something I couldn't believe- another hot young latino was in the locker room, someone I hadn't seen before. I think he had just used the rest room, as he wasn't undressed or anything. Well, Hot Latino Soldier was standing naked as usual using the hair dryer to dry off his body, when the other guy walked up to him, joked with him about something, then slapped his bare ass twice! Hot Latino Soldier jokingly cried out "Help, I'm being raped!" I almost lost it. Did one young straight guy actually touch the naked body of another young straight guy in the locker room? That is violating rule number one of the Male Locker Room Code of Conduct! Was that male bonding or a little bit of homoeroticism? Or some combination of both?
Then earlier this week, another thing happened that kind of amazed me. I don't remember if I've talked about this one guy before. He is early 30's, white, tall- about 6"2. Lean but muscular. Very good looking. Light brown hair, a bit of a tan. Just a little bit of hair on the center of his chest, and a light trail. Not a very hairy guy. He works out with his wife (or girlfriend?) But socializes quite a bit with the soldiers, both on the gym floor and in the locker room. He's also very naked. I've been in the shower with him a couple of times, but have gotten a better look at his naked body in the locker room, because he seems to like taking all his clothes off and spending a lot of time naked. He seems to really like being naked with his soldier buds. Anyway, I know I digress, but wanted to mention one thing: about 3 weeks ago, I'm finishing up in the locker room when he enters. His locker is about 5 lockers down from mine. An older guy is between us and starts talking to Tall Guy. Tall Guy slowly gets undressed while still talking. Tall Guy gets completely naked and the older guy is still talking to him. Tall Guy walks over to the scales and weighs himself naked. Older guy is still talking to him. Tall Guy gets off the scales, grabs his towel, and holds it down by his side. The older guy just won't shut up (God bless him!) Tall Guy stands in the middle of the locker room, buck naked, towel at his side, while still talking to the older guy. He must have been like this for 3 or 4 minutes. If that doesn't seem like a long time to you, then take off all your clothes and stand naked in the center of a room full of people and then tell me how long it lasted. I had just finished putting on my tie at the mirror and had to turn around to leave, walking past Tall Guy in all his naked glory. For the first time I got a good look at his cock- he's cut and actually somewhat on the small side
But he has a nice thick bush of med brown pubes. Anyway, back to my original story. On Monday, Tall Guy, Hot Latino Soldier, and Built Soldier are all in the locker room together. Built Soldier strips down first. His locker is at the far end near the entrance. He walks to the shower buck naked, passing Tall Guy who has not undressed yet. Tall Guy says to him "Show-off!" !!!! Built Soldier gets kind of embarassed and says "What?" then keeps walking. Then Hot Latino Soldier gets naked and walks to the shower. When he walks by, Tall Guy says "Where's your towel?" !!!! Hot Latino Soldier replied "It's stuffed up your ass, why don't you bend over and take it out!" !!!!! I swear I am not making this up. I have never heard a guy comment on the nakedness of another guy in the locker room before, even if they are buddies and it is in fun. Especially since Tall Guy is extremely naked himself. Even though lots of guys are naked in the locker room, it is something everyone ignores, pretending not to notice, although you know every one does. Saying something about it out loud, well, that is a new one for me. Why did he do that? It brings up a point I'm curious about: To what extent are straight guys aware of the naked bodies around them? I think a lot are extremely aware, but would never mention it. Some straight guys are so straight, I don' t think they even notice it, it is something that is extremely natural to them. I have a cousin like that, who I've been naked with in the locker room before. Anyway, I left the gym that morning somewhat perplexed at what I had witnessed. The first soldier seemed a little embarassed (notice how the word embarassed is a little like bare assed? - how appropriate) to be pointed out that he was indeed naked, while the second soldier was more like "who the fuck cares?"
One last note. There is a young guy about 20 or 21, about 5' 11", white, dark brown hair, somewhat fair skinned, good looking, lean muscle. Plays basketball a lot. I had seen him there a few times, but never in the locker room. Well, one day about a month ago, I had finished my workout a little later than usual. As I'm getting ready to leave, Basketball Guy enters the locker room. Of course my first thought is "does he use the shower?" He strips down to his underwear ( a very tight pair of Calvin Klein trunks), revealing a hot, tight body. He has a great set of Apollo's belt and I'm a little surprised to see he is a bit furry. He has a thick dark trail, and his trunks were so snug and tight, his dark pubes were clearly visible above the waistband. His trail led to a muscular chest with a smattering of dark hair begginning to cover it. He was at that age when some guys start growing out their chest hair. You could just tell that in a few years he's going to have a very furry chest! Well, he walks over to the scales to weigh himself in his tight trunks, and unfortunately at that point I had to leave. My question remained unanswered. Well, a couple of weeks ago, again I finished up a little later, and this time my question was answered. He enters the locker room a little after I do. He is several lockers down from me. Out of the corner of my eye, I can see him strip down until he is naked, then he wraps a towel aorund himself. I head to the shower first. He is not too far behind me. He takes the shower right next to mine, removing his towel in the middle of the shower room. The shower room here is fairly open, there are 4 showers completely open to the side to the other showers, with 1 shower open to the side facing the private shower. I get to notice the following: he has a nice tight ass, lightly hairy, a very thick dark bush (my favorite kind!), and a nice uncut cock. It looks pretty big, but he has a bit of a chubby, so I don't know how big it is completely flacid. He is one of the very few white guys I have seen in the locker room who is uncut. I've been in the shower with him again in the last couple of weeks, and he is a FINE looking young man.
On that note, time to end another very long entry. I hope you guys are having a good summer, and if anyone actually reads this, would love to hear about your gym's locker room.
This week I've been going to the gym near the Guard base. There are several soldiers that workout there in the mornings. Every one of them is very naked in the locker room. Hot Latino Soldier as you may imagine, is a young, hot latino guy who LOVES being naked, especially in front of his soldier buddies. He has the same routine every day: strip down, leave towel in locker, walk non-chalantly to the shower, letting everyone admire his hot body, shower, walk out of the shower dripping wet and naked over to the long mirror facing the lockers, hit the hair dryer mounted on the wall and stand there for a while, buck naked, letting the hot air dry him off, turning around frequently, giving everyone a good view of his round firm ass and hot uncut cock, then leisurely return to his locker, all the time socializing and talking to the guys around him, finish toweling off, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he doesn't have a stictch of clothing on. Last week I witnessed something I couldn't believe- another hot young latino was in the locker room, someone I hadn't seen before. I think he had just used the rest room, as he wasn't undressed or anything. Well, Hot Latino Soldier was standing naked as usual using the hair dryer to dry off his body, when the other guy walked up to him, joked with him about something, then slapped his bare ass twice! Hot Latino Soldier jokingly cried out "Help, I'm being raped!" I almost lost it. Did one young straight guy actually touch the naked body of another young straight guy in the locker room? That is violating rule number one of the Male Locker Room Code of Conduct! Was that male bonding or a little bit of homoeroticism? Or some combination of both?
Then earlier this week, another thing happened that kind of amazed me. I don't remember if I've talked about this one guy before. He is early 30's, white, tall- about 6"2. Lean but muscular. Very good looking. Light brown hair, a bit of a tan. Just a little bit of hair on the center of his chest, and a light trail. Not a very hairy guy. He works out with his wife (or girlfriend?) But socializes quite a bit with the soldiers, both on the gym floor and in the locker room. He's also very naked. I've been in the shower with him a couple of times, but have gotten a better look at his naked body in the locker room, because he seems to like taking all his clothes off and spending a lot of time naked. He seems to really like being naked with his soldier buds. Anyway, I know I digress, but wanted to mention one thing: about 3 weeks ago, I'm finishing up in the locker room when he enters. His locker is about 5 lockers down from mine. An older guy is between us and starts talking to Tall Guy. Tall Guy slowly gets undressed while still talking. Tall Guy gets completely naked and the older guy is still talking to him. Tall Guy walks over to the scales and weighs himself naked. Older guy is still talking to him. Tall Guy gets off the scales, grabs his towel, and holds it down by his side. The older guy just won't shut up (God bless him!) Tall Guy stands in the middle of the locker room, buck naked, towel at his side, while still talking to the older guy. He must have been like this for 3 or 4 minutes. If that doesn't seem like a long time to you, then take off all your clothes and stand naked in the center of a room full of people and then tell me how long it lasted. I had just finished putting on my tie at the mirror and had to turn around to leave, walking past Tall Guy in all his naked glory. For the first time I got a good look at his cock- he's cut and actually somewhat on the small side
But he has a nice thick bush of med brown pubes. Anyway, back to my original story. On Monday, Tall Guy, Hot Latino Soldier, and Built Soldier are all in the locker room together. Built Soldier strips down first. His locker is at the far end near the entrance. He walks to the shower buck naked, passing Tall Guy who has not undressed yet. Tall Guy says to him "Show-off!" !!!! Built Soldier gets kind of embarassed and says "What?" then keeps walking. Then Hot Latino Soldier gets naked and walks to the shower. When he walks by, Tall Guy says "Where's your towel?" !!!! Hot Latino Soldier replied "It's stuffed up your ass, why don't you bend over and take it out!" !!!!! I swear I am not making this up. I have never heard a guy comment on the nakedness of another guy in the locker room before, even if they are buddies and it is in fun. Especially since Tall Guy is extremely naked himself. Even though lots of guys are naked in the locker room, it is something everyone ignores, pretending not to notice, although you know every one does. Saying something about it out loud, well, that is a new one for me. Why did he do that? It brings up a point I'm curious about: To what extent are straight guys aware of the naked bodies around them? I think a lot are extremely aware, but would never mention it. Some straight guys are so straight, I don' t think they even notice it, it is something that is extremely natural to them. I have a cousin like that, who I've been naked with in the locker room before. Anyway, I left the gym that morning somewhat perplexed at what I had witnessed. The first soldier seemed a little embarassed (notice how the word embarassed is a little like bare assed? - how appropriate) to be pointed out that he was indeed naked, while the second soldier was more like "who the fuck cares?" One last note. There is a young guy about 20 or 21, about 5' 11", white, dark brown hair, somewhat fair skinned, good looking, lean muscle. Plays basketball a lot. I had seen him there a few times, but never in the locker room. Well, one day about a month ago, I had finished my workout a little later than usual. As I'm getting ready to leave, Basketball Guy enters the locker room. Of course my first thought is "does he use the shower?" He strips down to his underwear ( a very tight pair of Calvin Klein trunks), revealing a hot, tight body. He has a great set of Apollo's belt and I'm a little surprised to see he is a bit furry. He has a thick dark trail, and his trunks were so snug and tight, his dark pubes were clearly visible above the waistband. His trail led to a muscular chest with a smattering of dark hair begginning to cover it. He was at that age when some guys start growing out their chest hair. You could just tell that in a few years he's going to have a very furry chest! Well, he walks over to the scales to weigh himself in his tight trunks, and unfortunately at that point I had to leave. My question remained unanswered. Well, a couple of weeks ago, again I finished up a little later, and this time my question was answered. He enters the locker room a little after I do. He is several lockers down from me. Out of the corner of my eye, I can see him strip down until he is naked, then he wraps a towel aorund himself. I head to the shower first. He is not too far behind me. He takes the shower right next to mine, removing his towel in the middle of the shower room. The shower room here is fairly open, there are 4 showers completely open to the side to the other showers, with 1 shower open to the side facing the private shower. I get to notice the following: he has a nice tight ass, lightly hairy, a very thick dark bush (my favorite kind!), and a nice uncut cock. It looks pretty big, but he has a bit of a chubby, so I don't know how big it is completely flacid. He is one of the very few white guys I have seen in the locker room who is uncut. I've been in the shower with him again in the last couple of weeks, and he is a FINE looking young man.
On that note, time to end another very long entry. I hope you guys are having a good summer, and if anyone actually reads this, would love to hear about your gym's locker room.