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[lakey04]

whats the best thing that i can shove up my ass when i masterbate since i dont own a dildooo. ive used a carrot and a bannana but currently am out of them=/. sooo im gunna try and use a flashlight but idk how to get it up there nicely...i rlly want something in my ass can someone give me and suggestions?

 

[lakey04]

lol but still i dont have money for one. i need something im fiending a dickkkk!

 

[iwantbig]

Go to a super market and have a look in the female toiletries , see how many of the products are packaged like a cock .

 

[apsco17]

U should try a Mr freeze, it's cool and kinky

 

[lakey04]

loll and im down to basicaly stick anything up my ass but it needs to be LARGE i hate small, my feeling is go big or go home.

 

[gr82talk2]

For heavens sake- put the remote control Back! What about a wizard freshener aerosol can covered in saran wrap and Lube? Just thinkin outside the Box!

 

[lakey04]

For heavens sake- put the remote control Back! What about a wizard freshener aerosol can covered in saran wrap and Lube? Just thinkin outside the Box!

thatd be great but wld it fittt?

 

[gr82talk2]

Depends on the kind and size of can you bought. You'd have ti go and size up the other cans.

 

[AsianDream]

lol but still i dont have money for one. i need something im fiending a dickkkk!

If you can't even afford to buy a dildo - guess you must live in remote rural India or Africa? In which case there are some local produce that might work

 

[ChicagoNormalGuy]

In college, I had a friend who was a former emergency room nurse. One night a young man came in complaining of pain and cramping in his rectum. They took an x-ray and while they were waiting for it to come back, the doctor was going to use a scope to take a look. Paula (my friend), checked the scope to make sure it was working and handed it to the doctor.

The doctor inserts it, takes a look and says, "This scope isn't working." Paula tells him she checked it, it was fine. "No." he says, "All I see is light. Give me the other one."

So Paula checks the other one. It's working fine, hands it to the doctor. While he's inserting it, the x-ray comes back. The doctor tells Paula "This one isn't working either! All I see is light!"

Paula pops the x-ray on the screen, turns to the doctor and says, "Doctor, the scopes are working fine. He's got a flashlight inside him and it's turned on."

 

[lakey04]

lol thats really weirddd but i dont do that anymore im gunna buy a dildo

If you can't even afford to buy a dildo - guess you must live in remote rural India or Africa? In which case there are some local produce that might work

thats kinda rude...and i can i just dont have a job atm...

 

[arabdude85]

i've used bananas (ripe, so they don't fall apart up there), candles, carrots, electric toothbrushes, electric razors...anything i can get my hands on

 

[palemale]

whats the best thing that i can shove up my ass when i masterbate since i dont own a dildooo. ive used a carrot and a bannana but currently am out of them=/. sooo im gunna try and use a flashlight but idk how to get it up there nicely...i rlly want something in my ass can someone give me and suggestions?

I suggest a large, hard cock. The good thing about those is that they are usually attached to a sexy guy.

 

[lakey04]

I suggest a large, hard cock. The good thing about those is that they are usually attached to a sexy guy.

sooo truee! but i need someone to just punishhh me!

 

[mbamike]

I have gone through this phase. I have shoved lots of objects up my ass.

Basically, you can use any cylindrical object. I always put a condom on it. Handles of various tools like a hammer, shovel and broom, legs on a table and chair, and the spindle of a paper towel holder have all been up my ass.