House guest

[winterknight]

My sister's boyfriend is staying with us again.

'nuff said.

 

[Swellegant]

Not enough said! What's his thing? Why don't you like him? Why have I never heard mention of your having a sister before?

Details, man, details!

 

[winterknight]

I don't dislike him, exactly. It's just that his presence makes me feel twice as awkward as usual.

If that's possible.

Oh, and he spent two and a half hours on the computer earlier this evening. Without asking.

 

[Tongue_Me]

Urgh, I hate unwelcome guests. I have the same problem with my boyfriends brothers. I can't stick them and they loathe me. We're nice to each others faces but we can all tell there's no love lost between us. Just do what I do so no one can come and stay and turn the spare rooms into makeshift a gymnasium, junk room, where the cat sleeps and poops, that sort of thing and they'll soon get the hint.

 

[winterknight]

Sadly, it's not my house.

 

[Pringle]

Come on to him - surely the outcome of that is win win???

 

[winterknight]

Actually, I'm not seeing any "win" at all in that suggestion.

 

[Danugh]

I don't dislike him, exactly. It's just that his presence makes me feel twice as awkward as usual.

If that's possible.

Oh, and he spent two and a half hours on the computer earlier this evening. Without asking.

Well its clear that you are sexually attracted to your sisters man resulting in the feeling of awkwardness.

I say sleep with him. Once you get a taste of what your sister is getting all awkwardness will end.

Happy seduction

 

[trawler69]

Winters sometimes I despair for you more than I do for myself and that is saying something! Come on man, give life a chance!

 

[winterknight]

Well its clear that you are sexually attracted to your sisters man resulting in the feeling of awkwardness.

I say sleep with him. Once you get a taste of what your sister is getting all awkwardness will end.

Happy seduction

No.

Fucking.

Way.

 

[Pringle]

Actually, I'm not seeing any "win" at all in that suggestion.

Mate - I'm trying to have a joke with ya - but to be honest you don't make it easy.

Tough crowd!

 

[winterknight]

I'm sorry, you quite often have to point humour out to me, otherwise I miss it. I'm not good at subtext.

Perhaps a smiley next time?

 

[blackbeltninja]

Well its clear that you are sexually attracted to your sisters man resulting in the feeling of awkwardness.

I say sleep with him. Once you get a taste of what your sister is getting all awkwardness will end.

Happy seduction

Fuck me backwards with a broomstick! This kid is tripping.

Are you on drugs, Newboy? If not, can we get you some?


madness!


-d-

 

[greaves]

Sadly, it's not my house.

That is probably the problem.

Presumably you can't, for one reason or another, get a place of your own at the present time. When you do get your own place, you will have much more control over who is welcome to stay and who is not.