How do I seduce my straight friend?

[Marlon]

One of my really close guy friends, let's call him Victor, comes over to my house every night with me after work to smoke a few bowls. We oftentimes get pretty fucked up and both of us tend to say things (not so much do things) we normally wouldn't say sober.

I can't help but notice that on the nights we smoke more than others, he gets quite excited, and maybe even horny, when he talks about all the girls that have blown him. He once said that he wished a bitch was there to suck him off at that very moment. I want to be that bitch.

I try so hard to flirt with him and seduce him without actually leading him to believe that I want to blow him.

First question: Do straight guys ever consider allowing other guys to mess around with them if it just means him reaching orgasm?

I love, love, LOVE to wrestle with my straight friends...I'm not gonna lie, that gets me off a lot. I'd enjoy wrestling with Victor, but he always says that that's a horrible idea because he's bigger than me and he's afraid he'll hurt me because I'm pretty small.

Victor is, to put it simply, very much a man whore. Rather than dating, he prefers to let girls suck him off at their request (yeah, he's that hot). I'm pretty sure that whenever he discusses his sex life with me, he gets extremely excited. I can tell just by the look on his face, and also his legs shake a lot...almost uncontrollably, it seems.

More questions: What do I do? What do I say? How do I make a move on him? How can I tell if he's OK with me blowing him? Will this ruin or tarnish our friendship?

Please don't hesitate to reply with ANYTHING at all you think will help me. Thanks!

 

[justsimon]

Don't. If you're his friend you'll leave him alone.

 

[Rex]

Sounds like a nice fantasy and he sounds like a hot guy but I wouldn't try it. You'd most likely ruin your friendship with him.

Does this guy know you're gay?

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Best.....quote....EVER! I want to be that bitch. I love it! I'ma use that one.

If Victor is, in fact straight, it's 100% up to you to make the first move. You have to be prepared to risk rejection, and all the nastiness that's involved with being sexual with someone. It may lead to hot, erotic, high-as-hell blow-jobs after work, it may lead to him talking shit about u to co-workers.

I always say there's no time like the present, and life isn't worth living if ur not gonna take some risks so next time he brings it up, SHUT him up.

eg. *victor's talking about girls who blew him*

Say something like "If I blow you will you shut the fuck up already?" That's hot not only cuz ur offering head, ur dominating. Half these curious guys WANT to be dominated by someone who takes control, it could be ur hesitance that's turning him off.

If I was straight and a guy said that to me I think it would be one of those awkward silence moments. I definitely wouldn't say something like that.

If you really want to get laid I would just seek someone out for it. Go on craigslist and find some straight guy who wants to get serviced.

 

[Marlon]

Does this guy know you're gay?

Yeah, everyone knows.

Thanks for all the advice so far, guys. Keep it coming!

 

[xXblatinoXx]

If he wanted you to blow him he'd ask you. With that said, let it go and move on to the next. What's up with all this lusting after straight friends??? GOSH. lol

 

[billybob109]

if he is this hot he would want to have sex with these girls not just get blown who wants to get blown all day? WHen i used to smoke weed in ever knew why it is a vice there is a reason believe it or not that one smokes weed this could be his that he is afraid to come out

 

[G-Lexington]

>>> What's up with all this lusting after straight friends???

Straight guys are infinitely hotter than gay guys. I thought you knew. Who the fuck wants to have sex with a guy who wants to have sex with you?

How do you do it? Next time he tells you about his last conquest, say "That sounds like fun. Let me have a go."

Lex

 

[Just_Believe18]

Well, you can always ask him if you want to blow him as long as you accept the consequences of being rejected. He knows you're gay so you aren't trying to hide anything from him. You can offer and see what he says. But if he says no, drop it.

 

[tonyboy]

Don't. If you're his friend you'll leave him alone.

Yep.... sinfulsimon nails this one man (as he usually does).... leave the straigt boys alone. Be a friend to him if you want to.... just let him be sexually.

Find yourself a handsome gay boy to fool around with.

 

[JNewYork]

The fact that he comes over to a gay guy's house every night after work to smoke tells me he wants some action.

And then he says "I wish some bitch would blow me right now."

That was your cue.

 

[hubbellgardner]

Would that work on you Marley??

 

[screwnutty]

Just don't. Don't. Leave him be.

Doing this only encourages the myth that we gay guys will try to convert and/or fuck any straight male in site. Please don't contribute to this urban legend!

 

[HollaDolla]

Doing this only encourages the myth that we gay guys will try to convert and/or fuck any straight male in site. Please don't contribute to this urban legend!

Agreed. And I can't stress this enough, if you're a good friend you'll be a friend and not try to hook up with him.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Doing this only encourages the myth that we gay guys will try to convert and/or fuck any straight male in site. Please don't contribute to this urban legend!

SN, you've been on this site for over two years...and you STILL think this is an urban legend?

Lex

 

[screwnutty]

SN, you've been on this site for over two years...and you STILL think this is an urban legend?

Lex

Hey Lex! Wishful thinking I guess. It's just so hard to get straight males to accept you for who you are. I mean, any that I meet around here take a while to warm up to me after they find out that I'm gay. I guess it's like being locked in with a stray dog or something (you don't know the dog that well. You think it has rabies and will try to bite you so you avoid it)...it takes you awhile to understand that the dog is not going to attack you and that it's just looking to make a friend in most cases.

 

[unclaimedblessing]

We can't help being attracted to someone. It just happens.

We can, and have to, take control of our actions if there's a chance it will end badly.

Another angle is, do you really want to have sex with someone who is sexually active with multiple sex partners (even if they are girls)?.

 

[cm98059]

When I read the title of my thread my first thought was why would you want to. After reading the OP, my advice has not changed. Why would you want to.

Your friend knows that you are gay. He is comfortable with you, but don't read too much into his comments. ESPECIALLY if he only talks about his sex life when he is stoned.

Another observation, he doesn't have a very high opinion of the girls he's been with, he calls them bitches. You say you want to be his bitch, but do you really, has he ever had a repeat performance with any of his "bitches" and do you want to become just another one of his "bitches" I would think that having sex with this guy would ruin the relationship.

DON'T DO IT.

 

[probeteam1]

Hey Lex! Wishful thinking I guess. It's just so hard to get straight males to accept you for who you are. I mean, any that I meet around here take a while to warm up to me after they find out that I'm gay. I guess it's like being locked in with a stray dog or something (you don't know the dog that well. You think it has rabies and will try to bite you so you avoid it)...it takes you awhile to understand that the dog is not going to attack you and that it's just looking to make a friend in most cases.

Almost all of my male frinds are straight. Statistically, if I'm going to be attracted to one of my friends, it's almost certain to be one of the straight ones. It's happened more that once so far, and eventually I confessed my feelings every time. And so far, not one of these friends has had a real problem with it. Some of them were even pleased by the idea ("hey, a guy finds me attractive - that's a boost to my self-esteem") though they still didn't take me up on the offer.

Anyone I have to first convince I'm not some sort of a sexual predator (or dangerous animal, to use your metaphor) I'm not sure it's a friendship I want to maintain anyway.

It's not like Marlon is asking the best way to get his friend passed-out drunk in order to take advantage of him. He's just asking "what is the best way to offer an obviously horny straight-identified man a blowjob?"
My own approach has been to simply offer once the subject comes up, but my success rate is nothing to speak of.

But there's no way to predict how this will affect your friendship, Marlon - you know this better than any of us; what do you think?