How do you "UN.. dilate" your eyes?

[Andreus]

you don't

hmmm

well you act and speak maturely for your age and backround

beware overdoses and schills

dont take another drug to countereffect the old one... I know there are some products to take for pee tests, but i dont think there are any real solutions to your dilation dilemna

just plan ahead the next time

 

[lunarus]

Tell them you jut had an eye exam.

 

[marcde]

Well you could always tell the interviewer that you found them terribly attractive (as your pupils dilate supposedly when this happens).

The only thing that I can think of that redeuces the dilation is bright lights - so hopefully you will be interviewed in a well lit room.

If not wear dark glasses - lie your ass off and fake an eye infection.

 

[Yves]

Mixing uppers and downers is not a good idea. Dilation is just a momentary reaction. This is a casual interview. Have an easy explanation at hand in case of questions (see lunarus or marcde) and clarify the drug policy at this job in case you decide to take it.

 

[Christopherb36]

Look for the darkest booth and sit in it!!!

 

[Swellegant]

I would not recommend a depressant to constrict your pupils (constrict is the opposite of dilate, by the bye); it will quite probably have the opposite effect (or affect, one or the other). I remember one day in high school I had some surprisingly strong pot at lunch and had an ophthamology appointment later in the day; I was still completely dilated when I got to the doctor's office, and was intensely embarrassed when he said, "Oh, by the way, thanks for saving me some eye drops."

Anyway... just stare into the ceiling lights for a few minutes before the interview. That will make the pupils constrict sufficiently to look normal. It will also slightly blind you and burn out a few cones and rods, but wear-and-tear is one of the prices we pay for our pleasures.

Perhaps, if this is going to be a habit, you should invest in some colored contact lenses.

 

[ladygrey]

Or dearest,

you might not really want to be someones sex slave for money because that demeans your fundemental humanity........

oh oops, sorry

I just remembered that you like to be dehumanized. It's kinda of your stick, in fact.

In that case, he'll likely like that fact that you come predrugged. I mean, it saves him a roofie.....those things are getting expensive, eh?

and after all, when the police find you wrapped in a garabage bag, they won't likely be concerened about your eyes. It might go on the autosphy report though...


in practical terms,

the coutness is right. Look in a very bright light before you go in...

also, you might try using eye drops to give your eyes some redness.....that way you can lie more effectively about infections and such

 

[Croynan]

deleted/nothing positive to contribute/c.

 

[luminum]

I have a friend who has one eye that's always dilated and we never notice. I think if you just act natural they won't say anything if they even notice. But if they do, youc oudl say that you just went for an eye exam.