How is it to have a real COCK?

[TheTrish]

Hi! I wish I had a real one for a weekend!

A strap-on is fun, you get to wave it around and stick it places. But I bet a Real Cock is better. Is it?

T

 

[juley]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't
come
back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

So now you know.

 

[blackbeltninja]

Hi! I wish I had a real one for a weekend!

T

I don't think mine is being used this coming weekend - you can borrow it, if you like. Just keep it clean, and don't lose it! They are not easy to replace.

Let me know...

-d-

 

[TheTrish]

Hi! There are some great answers here, lots of fun! LOLOL

T

 

[jizmaster]

Hi Trish: I really view my cock as an "independent entity", meaning that if it's in someone else then we are really sharing it. Only the sensations we each get from it are a little different. It's attached to me but I'm only the person taking care of it for others to enjoy too. Seriously.

JM

 

[TheTrish]

Hi Trish: I really view my cock as an "independent entity", meaning that if it's in someone else then we are really sharing it. Only the sensations we each get from it are a little different. It's attached to me but I'm only the person taking care of it for others to enjoy too. Seriously.

JM

Hi, jiz! That’s a lovely sentiment.

I saw a movie where the girl was sucking the cock of a guy standing up, she backed to pull her top off. The guy shook his hips so that his cock was waving back and forth, HOT ! hehe

T

 

[TheTrish]

Having a cock is really awesome, plus you can get a semi for no reason in public which depending on the people around you becomes hot.

hehe

 

[SuperPsyze]

Cocks are great. They can do everything. You can water your flower garden, wave down taxis, and open jars. I don't know what I'd do without it.

 

[jackoroe]

Plus, you can pee standing up!

 

[TheTrish]

Hi! Let's line up some guys and do a "wave" with the cocks!

T

 

[Kyanimal]

When I was a kid, we were SO poor, that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had Anything to play with! _ Rodney Dangerfield