With the election coming I thought this was worth a repeat with several added.
Please add more if you think of any.
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed.
3. One to blame Bill Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished.
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. One to reminisce about how great the old bulb was.
12. One to keep changing the same bulb over and over until the job is done.
13. One to claim that Americans won't change light bulbs.
14. One to outsource bulb changing to a foreign contracting company.
15. One to import foreign bulb changers on worker visas.
16. One to cover up the foreign bulb changers that are illegal alians.
17. One to try to make the illegal foreign bulb changer a citizen.
18. One to claim that it is good for America that Americans aren't
changing light bulbs.
19. One to write a free trade agreement to put all American bulb
changers out of work.
20. One to cut the taxes of the multi-millionaire owners of bulb
changing corporations.
22. One to divert public attention from the burned out bulb to
abortion and gay marriage.
23. One to claim that Democrats have no plan to change light bulbs.
24. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Please add more if you think of any.
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed.
3. One to blame Bill Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished.
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. One to reminisce about how great the old bulb was.
12. One to keep changing the same bulb over and over until the job is done.
13. One to claim that Americans won't change light bulbs.
14. One to outsource bulb changing to a foreign contracting company.
15. One to import foreign bulb changers on worker visas.
16. One to cover up the foreign bulb changers that are illegal alians.
17. One to try to make the illegal foreign bulb changer a citizen.
18. One to claim that it is good for America that Americans aren't
changing light bulbs.
19. One to write a free trade agreement to put all American bulb
changers out of work.
20. One to cut the taxes of the multi-millionaire owners of bulb
changing corporations.
22. One to divert public attention from the burned out bulb to
abortion and gay marriage.
23. One to claim that Democrats have no plan to change light bulbs.
24. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
