I’m Straight but My Dick Ain’t!

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

While on my date at the movies last night, this guy who was with his girlfriend was staring at my date and I the entire time we were in line waiting to get our tickets. We thought he was a homophobe, but when I went to use the bathroom during the middle of the movie, he followed me into the bathroom because his intentions were to get me to suck his dick. After saying 9 words to me, he literally smirked at me then looked down at his crotch, then slightly grabbed his crotch area, and mumbled “You wanna?”.

Basically asking me if I wanted to suck his dick, and when I replied “You're Straight!”

He actually said “Hell yeah I’m straight but my dick ain't” while smiling at me

 

[sweet_taboo]

Lol, how cute!

 

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

Well he's a class act.

Great story.

He's a closet case jackass, It was obvious that he was one of those guys who think that gay guys are nothing but cocksucker who would never pass up a chance to suck a dick.

One of my female friends boyfriend was unaware that I heard him saying something like this before. He actually said “homos love sucking dick, it doesn’t matter whose dick it is”

 

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

Lol, how cute!

He was Ok looking, he’s that guy that girls only go for because he’s buff, and he wears clothes to shows off his glamour muscles (chest and arms)!

He was a like a Vin Diesel or a Mike "The Situation", buff body ok face!

 

[bruce379]

It's only sexual harassment if he's ugly.

 

[denvertrainer]

so, did you?????

 

[FPNY]

Ya...didja?

 

[62624rd]

that's cute!

 

[AlmondMilk]

I'm guessing he didn't because he didn't really elaborate. Or maybe he did but it was disappointing.

WE NEED TO KNOWWWWWWW