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[rareboy]

It finally happened.

Instead of a ZOOM link, the copy/paste didn't work and I forwarded a porn link to four people for a meeting.

They had already had the meeting in their calendars so hopefully didn't need the link but to their everlasting credit....not one of them mentioned it.

Have you done anything horrifying in the age of video meetings yet?

 

[Alistair]

OMG!

 

[rareboy]

It is terrible...and it was for a municipal client.

I should retire soon, I think.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Not meetings, sent a text begging for dick to my aunt by mistake. She did read it. And replied.

Luckily it was the youngest, cool aunt, barely older than my older sister. Technically one of the adults but at family gatherings she was always with the kids/teens. So... that's how I came out to my aunt.

We need a legit support group for these incidents, at least mine was family yours work work people? I wouldve died.

 

[Vannie]

Not a video but I sent text to a very reserved older lady friend (intended for my nephew and wife.

We bought a new wet/dry vac that came with a "gulper nozzle"

I sent the old lady a text in lewd graphic detail what I was going to do with it.

She did reply back with a laughing emoji so I was less mortified.

 

[rareboy]

Not meetings, sent a text begging for dick to my aunt by mistake. She did read it. And replied.

Luckily it was the youngest, cool aunt, barely older than my older sister. Technically one of the adults but at family gatherings she was always with the kids/teens. So... that's how I came out to my aunt.

We need a legit support group for these incidents, at least mine was family yours work work people? I wouldve died.

I. Love. This.

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Not a video but I sent text to a very reserved older lady friend (intended for my nephew and wife.

We bought a new wet/dry vac that came with a "gulper nozzle"

I sent the old lady a text in lewd graphic detail what I was going to do with it.

She did reply back with a laughing emoji so I was less mortified.

And I love this.

 

[eddielee]

I lent my suitcase to my Aunt, and by mistake I had left a Jeff Stryker life-like dildo inside. I was there when she opened it and shouted "What the hell?" I was nice enough not to blame it on my Sister, or my Mom.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Here's the scene, having a party at my house, drunk as a skunk, sexting my jamaican former roommate. Step outside to smoke a cig and clicked the message chain beneath his which was my aunt. then texted her something to the effect of I've been waiting for that big jamaican dick since whenever whenever. Immediately she replies "are you gay?" at first I was like "pfft? auntie? no!!!" then i was like "ok yeah."

 

[eddielee]

Here's the scene, having a party at my house, drunk as a skunk, sexting my jamaican former roommate. Step outside to smoke a cig and clicked the message chain beneath his which was my aunt. then texted her something to the effect of I've been waiting for that big jamaican dick since whenever whenever. Immediately she replies "are you gay?" at first I was like "pfft? auntie? no!!!" then i was like "ok yeah."

And she knows you like them big.

 

[peeonme]

I had a court appearance coming up on zoom last year and was sitting at my computer naked from the waist up when I accidentally found myself face to face on zoom with the female judge. The bailiff quickly told me that I couldn't appear in court with no shirt on. I explained that it was by accident and the judge understood. Glad I wasn't masturbating.

 

[ShadowCat]

I had a court appearance coming up on zoom last year and was sitting at my computer naked from the waist up when I accidentally found myself face to face on zoom with the female judge. The bailiff quickly told me that I couldn't appear in court with no shirt on. I explained that it was by accident and the judge understood. Glad I wasn't masturbating.

Technically you were in your living room naked lol!

 

[ShadowCat]

Actually not zoom, but a couple weeks ago the folks went out I had the house to myself and did what and guy does got the porn and albolene out and was having a wank fest! Well I was watching my porn dvd doing my thing finished and cleaned up! I thought I put everything away (I have a box under my bed that has a combo lock), well go through the rest of my night have dinner with the rents and go to bed my ma came in got something off my mirrored dresser, I sleep, wake up next morning i get out of bed and next to my tv on top of some cds was my GAY PORN DVD: Ass Manwhich FUCK!!!! well I doubt my ma saw it didn't say anything so

 

[ChristianGianni]

^^ Nice one RB .. love it.


Having had too many 'sodas' one night I thought it a great idea to sext my fuck-buddy some naked pics of me .. unfortunately I sent them to ALL the Contacts on my phone, yup, parents, both sets of G/parents, bros & sisters, Boss, Hospital Management, EVERYONE ..
I DON'T drink very much anymore and I haven't had a phone for nearly two years.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

And she knows you like them big.

I was mortified for like .04 seconds. Months later the jamaican came to visit though and he clapped the buns

 

[unloadonme]

^^ Nice one RB .. love it.


Having had too many 'sodas' one night I thought it a great idea to sext my fuck-buddy some naked pics of me .. unfortunately I sent them to ALL the Contacts on my phone, yup, parents, both sets of G/parents, bros & sisters, Boss, Hospital Management, EVERYONE ..
I DON'T drink very much anymore and I haven't had a phone for nearly two years.

Damn. Next time you get a phone, let me give you my number.

 

[Latimer]

I lent my suitcase to my Aunt, and by mistake I had left a Jeff Stryker life-like dildo inside. I was there when she opened it and shouted "What the hell?" I was nice enough not to blame it on my Sister, or my Mom.

I read once that Stryker sued the company that marketed the dildo for not having fully paid him his share of the profits. At the trial, the judge picked up the dildo and remarked, "This looks like a mobile phone."

 

[cityboy-stl]

It finally happened.

Instead of a ZOOM link, the copy/paste didn't work and I forwarded a porn link to four people for a meeting.

They had already had the meeting in their calendars so hopefully didn't need the link but to their everlasting credit....not one of them mentioned it.

Have you done anything horrifying in the age of video meetings yet?

Remember Jeffery Toobin. YIKES!