I am laying on ma couch drinking beer

[USEDCAR]

And playing with my self and watching jerry springer

 

[SonOfSlobone]

... I was right with you up till the last 2 words...

 

[NedNickerson]

Just a thought: If you're having trouble getting hard,
it might be the beer or it might Jerry Springer.

My money's on Jerry Springer.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

And playing with my self and watching jerry springer

Who watches Jerry Springer these days?

 

[Yohan1989]

I dont drink beer. LOL But I do watched Jerry Springer. It's funny as hell. LMAO

 

[biguy732]

Hey - everyone needs a little "white trash theater" every now and again, ya know, to feel normal - and Jerry brings it straight to your living room.

 

[FPNY]

you need professional help......NOW

 

[ibill1]

You need to get out of that trailer buddy!

 

[just_mills]

I am sitting at my desk, drinking a Stella!

 

[godson112]

Quick, what colour is your neck?

 

[Yohan1989]

Wonder if you look like this guy? lol

 

[hungrybrownbear]

Wonder if you look like this guy? lol

Hey man be sensitive, some people are actually into that!

 

[hungrybrownbear]

And playing with my self and watching jerry springer

what kinda beer?

 

[Yohan1989]

Hey man be sensitive, some people are actually into that!

lol okay. Into what?

 

[hungrybrownbear]

oh the humonguouses dude in the picture!

Just saying...

 

[Yohan1989]

oh the humonguouses dude in the picture!

Just saying...

lol So you saying that ppl on here are attractive to that type a guy, so I have to be sensitive about it?

 

[hungrybrownbear]

lol So you saying that ppl on here are attractive to that type a guy, so I have to be sensitive about it?

oh dear.

'twas a joke.

 

[CudDULL]

beer belly

 

[Yohan1989]

oh dear.

'twas a joke.

lol bad boy, you... lol

 

[CudDULL]

beer is kinda gross to me