I Bow to Greatness

[rareboy]

This week we passed a billboard for a roofing company in our neck of the woods that read

"We'll keep your Dreams Dry"

Now I don't have any need for arid dreams...but I like the way they are thinking.

 

[unloadonme]

Are wet dreams considered a bad thing then?

 

[rareboy]

I think it begs the question, doesn't it?

The thing with wet dreams is the wet spot and then maybe laundry...so there's that.

 

[NotHardUp1]

The Popeye's I pass when driving to the downtown has had their marquee reading "Now Hiring Closers" for weeks now.

I can't pass it without wanting to sneak back by dark of night and steal the "C".

You're as young as you feel.

 

[Peloso]

So they would prefer that we ejaculate on the roof?

 

[peeonme]

Love catchy slogans.

 

[Vannie]

I will gladly do all the laundry in exchange for extra wet dreams. At my age anything wet is a good thing.