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I couldn't pee.

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The Spice must flow! Or in your case, the Pee must flow!

It's just nerves. (*8*) When you get back to the test, think of a flowing river. ;)
 
You could try turning on a faucet and letting it run for a few minutes. Or think of just sitting on the seat reading a book...it always seems to come out even if you didn't need to pee to begin with.
 
That happened to me in August. I had been drinking the night before, so I was dehydrated in the morning. I couldn't pee, and I asked if I could come back, and they said "oh no, you can't leave! Just drink some water." I did and waited for an hour. Then I couldn't stop when the cup got full!
 
:rolleyes: I don't have a problem if no one is in the room. I know in the military they sit their and watch you pee. I know that would make me unable to pee.
 
50% of the male population is pee shy. Taking those pee tests for employment, doctors or drug tests are tough for alot of us.

Part of it is just the anxiety of knowing there are people waiting for you to pee!

This really young butch guy I work with had just came back from a bathroom break when he was called up to do a random drug test. He couldn't pee. They made him keep drinking water until he had to pee. It took over an hour. Then when he came back to work, he had to pee like every 15 minutes !!

I guess you could say he was real pissed. (no pun intended!)

I dread the day they call for me to do that. I can't even pee at a urinal if someone is in the bathroom.
 
If you demand me to pee, it will not happen. I have always been like that. I have left the labs and get away, and ten minutes later fill a gallon.
 
I think it's all pretty "mental". After all, peeing is something we just do naturally, without thinking much about it. But peeing ON DEMAND is actually an anxiety which likely contributes to a mental block, or temporary inability to do it.
 
50% of males are pee shy? That sounds like a high number. I personally don't have a problem with it and not to challenge Hartfordguy but 50% sounds way too high. Maybe I should say that 50% of the guys I know don't have a problem with it.
 
A few weeks ago I went to a straight nudie bar with my boss. We had a great time, had some lap dances and drank about 3 drinks. Well it was time for me to pee and when I went in the bathroom...There was a freakin oldman washroom attendant in there. It only had 2 urinals and one stall. It was a very tiny washroom....Sure enough there I was trying so hard to pee with the washroom attendant sort of near by...And I couldn't.....not even a drop...and I really had to go too...but I couldn't. So I just pretended I was peeing and finally flushed (nothing) and left....I didn't even wash my hands...I just left, kind of pissed that he was in there....I hate when I can't go.](*,)
 
I've heard that called a lot of things ... shy bladder, bashful kidney. The technical term is "parauresis". I'm one of those plagued by it. As mentioned before, many males experience it from time to time. Some have it so bad they can't leave the house.

For me, it got better with age. In my teens, I couldn't pee if someone else was in the bathroom and my bladder was very full. Now, there are rarely times when I can't go.

There are exercises you can do if it's severly limiting. More resources are at: http://www.paruresis.org/
 
I'm with ya!! It's nearly impossible for me to go if anyone is standing next to me. To make matters worse, in the US military, you have someone WATCHING it leave your body (most observers thankfully aren't so by the book on that one). Once you show up for the urinalysis, you can't leave either. Believe it or not, there have been a couple times I volunteered to have a doctor take it from me...yep, a catheter! THAT'S how bad it's been for me! Rather embarassing to say the least, but it was better than having my bladder explode! Thankfully, I haven't had to have that done the past few times I've been tagged for the test, but I still have trouble going.
 
hotcbr said:
Believe it or not, there have been a couple times I volunteered to have a doctor take it from me...yep, a catheter! THAT'S how bad it's been for me! Rather embarassing to say the least, but it was better than having my bladder explode!
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I've heard of that before, too -- someone in for a drug test having to be catheterized in order to make the golden waters flow.

Just curious -- how was it when they put the catheter in? Painful, uncomfortable, weird? I've had one before (a Foley catheter) and it was in for several days but it was part of a major surgery and they put it in while I was under anesthesia. While the catheter was in, it wasn't uncomfortable at all. I was mostly unaware of it. Having it removed didn't hurt at all. Felt odd, but not painful.
 
hotdog1846 said:
I've heard of that before, too -- someone in for a drug test having to be catheterized in order to make the golden waters flow.

Just curious -- how was it when they put the catheter in? Painful, uncomfortable, weird? I've had one before (a Foley catheter) and it was in for several days but it was part of a major surgery and they put it in while I was under anesthesia. While the catheter was in, it wasn't uncomfortable at all. I was mostly unaware of it. Having it removed didn't hurt at all. Felt odd, but not painful.
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Didn't really hurt...as long as I kept my muscles in that area relaxed (so, I didn't watch it go in or out). Was harder to stay relaxed as the doctor took it out but still not too bad. The really embarassing part one of the times was that he asked if a couple male assistants watched him do it to see how it's done. I did remember though that it was a little painful to pee for the first time afterwards (there was even a little blood but they said that was normal). UGH!!! #-o
 
TheBled said:
I felt completely embarrassed today because I was taking a drug test and for 2 and a half hours, I couldn't pee. So, I have to tell my employer that I needed a new sheet because 'I couldn't urine'. !oops!

I was so angry about it.
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He shouldn't give you the job if you can't differentiate the noun (urine) from the verb (to urinate).

In fact, it should be to micturate on this occassion.


- Pedant in residence.
 
BenF46 said:
He shouldn't give you the job if you can't differentiate the noun (urine) from the verb (to urinate).

In fact, it should be to micturate on this occassion.


- Pedant in residence.
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So then, what's the difference between 'urination' and 'micturation' Mr. Pendant in Residence? :confused:


Yeah, I know I could look it up on the World Wide InterWeb Net ...but I've been drinking and can't be arsed.
Anyway, you're a Doctor; enlighten me, I love to learn new bits of trivia to impress my friends. :D
 
gmoney said:
That happened to me in August. I had been drinking the night before, so I was dehydrated in the morning. I couldn't pee, and I asked if I could come back, and they said "oh no, you can't leave! Just drink some water." I did and waited for an hour. Then I couldn't stop when the cup got full!
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EXACTLY the same situation for me; and on more than one occasion!!
 
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