I found Nominous..

[just_mills]

..On the Weekend:



!!

 

[looseliam]

Feisty little bugger ain't he??

too!

 

[JakeBequette]

What the fuck was up with that womans umbrella??? It had ears and eyes, crazy ass europeans.​

 

[Nonimus]

heh-heh! That's Nominus, my older cousin (as opposed to Nonimus Millsy) he's a fucking hero round these parts.

Incidently, you see the copper with the bald head? I shagged his daughter out of nothing but pure malice.

 

[just_mills]

Yeah, was on about yer cousin innit.

 

[Nonimus]

Whilst simultaneously baking a pasty - yeah, i know ALL about you Cornish people!

 

[just_mills]

Given the fact I'm not Cornish, you know more than me

 

[Nonimus]

OMG......
This is too funny!!!! But why is Noni crying like a bitch? I thought he was "tough"....

I refer the honorable gentleman to the statement I made in post number 6 of this thread.

 

[Nonimus]

Nope, 'Nom' is quite popular in our family tree.

 

[just_mills]

So's a lot of other things..

 

[Nonimus]

I'm curious to know what these "other" things are......

I'm sure Millsy will delight in telling you. But any Polaroids have been doctored!

 

[winterknight]

The camcorder tape, however, IS real, and affidavits to that effect are in the posession of the CPS.

 

[FirePhoenix]

I think Nominus just did that so he could get 2 hot guys to pin him down and put handcuffs on him

 

[Nonimus]

I'd be lying if i said that wasn't a small part of it.

 

[epicAdam]

Don't UK cops have TASERs?

 

[just_mills]

Never seen an old bobby with one, myself

 

[spooger]

Don't you have an Italian cousin....

Nominee Patre, or Dominus vos biscuum? or something like that?

Ain''t he the priest that got in trouble with those kids....?

Family tree's got some "kinks" in it, ehh?.....