I guess my crush poops

[smellyass]

I ran into him at the grocery store and he had a few rolls of toilet paper in his basket. It was the cheap kind, wouldn't that be rough on his cornhole? So funny as soon as he saw me he covered them with a box of cereal he also had.

 

[Nonimus]

LOL....Why would he cover them....?

Maybe he has the same kind of reluctance that i have purchasing toilet tissue - you walk into a store and buy some toilet paper and some cereal and it just says; "This-is-my-life! I-poo-and-i-eat-cereal! There is nothing in my life except pooing and the eating of cereal".

 

[Nonimus]

LOL.....Okies...fine! Sounds like a boring palate.

The thing is, if you'd have bumped into me after i'd visited the Delicatessen counter, i'd have been a totally different person.

 

[gaybot9000]

newsflash: everybody poops

 

[Nonimus]

newsflash: everybody poops

Except the Queen.

 

[Nonimus]

LOL....why is that?

Because then there would have been physical evidence in my trolley that there is more to life than simply pooing and consuming cereals.

And everyone know's the Queen doesn't poo - it's the LAW.

 

[ambiguity]

Everyone knows that the Queen doesn't poop (the British one, of course, not the foreign ones). To even suggest such a thing is positively blasphemous!

Her Royal Majesty, is so far above us mere mortals that She has no need of digusting bodily functions; no farting, belching, or vomiting for our dear Maj. Oh no Sirree, she even gave birth to Her brood of inbred halfwits without even parting Her Royal legs.

That's how Royal She is. Gawd Bless Ya Ma'am.

GASP!!! *crosses self* YOU FORGOT TO CAPITALIZE!!!

Quick, change it before it's too late. I can already hear Her guards approaching!

 

[ambiguity]

I went back and edited it, I just hope that none of Her spies noticed my appallingly disrespectful error.

Well if you are alive tomorrow morning, it will be safe to assume your disastrous faux pas was, by some act of God, missed.