I hate that this is not even a parody

[fabulouslyghetto]

This is literally what the interviews and promo vids are like

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[rareboy]

I haven't even the strength to even even at this point.

After the press rounds on Wkd 1.0, I couldn't watch the thing. (hated the Broadway musical too).

One mild breeze would knock Grande over.

 

[songman]

I'm interested to understand your taste, rareboy. What are some Broadway musicals that you've liked?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I haven't even the strength to even even at this point.

After the press rounds on Wkd 1.0, I couldn't watch the thing. (hated the Broadway musical too).

One mild breeze would knock Grande over.

the gasp and the prayer hands did me in

 

[rareboy]

I'm interested to understand your taste, rareboy. What are some Broadway musicals that you've liked?

Ten... in no real order except maybe chronlogical when I saw them performed for the first time.

West Side Story
South Pacific
My Fair Lady
Evita
Chicago
A Chorus Line
Rent
Cabaret
Les Miz
Hamilton

 

[songman]

Well, that's a pretty good list, I have to admit

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Ten... in no real order except maybe chronlogical when I saw them performed for the first time.

West Side Story
South Pacific
My Fair Lady
Evita
Chicago
A Chorus Line
Rent
Cabaret
Les Miz
Hamilton

True story: I starred in seven of those. My performances were so stellar it's kind of an unspoken law that nobody speaks of it to preserve the delicate sensitivities of anyone unfortunate enough to be cast in those roles post-me. I almost got a Tony for Hamilton but some jealous wench lied and said I slept with the director, executive producer and four stage hands. It was the only three stage hands.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

This is literally what the interviews and promo vids are like

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Their behavior on camera was very odd. The interview should never have been released, in my opinion.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Their behavior on camera was very odd. The interview should never have been released, in my opinion.

I think it was sabotage. There's no way even the nerdiest theater nerd was editing those clips and said "Yes, this works."

 

[purina]

Are neck reductions a thing now?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Are neck reductions a thing now?

Probably