I have to go to a Catholic church again

[DJ1990]

Renew your Baptismal Promises when using the Holy water. Google it, print it out and use it til you memorize it. Or, recite the St. Michael's Prayer, along with the Holy Water. Has to be done with sincere devotion, and right intentions.

Doesn't work. I know maybe it works for you. So you think it HAS to work for everyone else. It's because God likes playing with our minds. Been there, done that.

 

[Yooper]

Last time I was in a Catholic Church the Fire Alarm went off.

Really.

The building had to be evacuated.

I left.

 

[Appleman34]

You just probably have a guilty conscience still. I'm gonna assume you haven't fully accepted being gay, and that you think it's a sin. You just gotta let that shit go.

Watch porn before you sleep. In time, DICKS will be haunting you!

 

[quasar]

Man, there are some odd threads running around this board tonight.

Full moon - I always remind the other mods when it's here - the boards go weird - seriously!

 

[DJ1990]

You just probably have a guilty conscience still. I'm gonna assume you haven't fully accepted being gay, and that you think it's a sin. You just gotta let that shit go.

Watch porn before you sleep. In time, DICKS will be haunting you!

Um no I don't think I'm guilty and I think God is evil and Catholics annoy the hell out of me. Doesn't change the fact satan is haunting me.
I watch gay porn all the time.

 

[DJ1990]

I can't believe you're actually taking the OP seriously...

It is real, fool. It happens to some people and not to others.
It's all part of God's sick humor.

 

[quasar]

Out of (genuine) interest - how religious was your upbringing, and how much are you involved with the church nowadays? 25 years ago I was going to be a priest. My uncle was actually a priest who was regularly involved in exorcisms, and I saw some serious shit on the ocassions I assisted - although I now believe in a 'power' rather than God.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

let's try something...

your eyes are getting heavy, you're falling into a deep sleep...nod if you understand...

good...now when I count to three you'll wake up feeling refreshed and have no memory of this Satan nonsense, got it? good...1, 2..., 3 **snaps fingers**

 

[mbamike]

I am not Catholic, so I mean no disrespect if I state something offensive.

Christ has given us authority over Satan. So, you don't need any holy water or a priest for you to command Satan to leave you alone. As a believer in Christ, you have that authority within you.

Mark 11:23 For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

**sprinkles holy water on mikey's ass, just to be on the safe side**

 

[KTheLibra]

Isn't this the plot to Nightmare on Elm Street? I think you're supposed to pour the holy water on Krueger's bones.

 

[HugoB]

The Holy Names of Jesus and Mary has always helped me in the past,
along with right use of Holy Water....

Likewise. Holy water & essential spirits....
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[DJ1990]

I am not Catholic, so I mean no disrespect if I state something offensive.

Christ has given us authority over Satan. So, you don't need any holy water or a priest for you to command Satan to leave you alone. As a believer in Christ, you have that authority within you.

Mark 11:23 For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.

He lied. Well I don't believe in him anyways. I don't believe he is good...obviously a person who talks about people burning in hell for eternity is evil.

 

[DJ1990]

let's try something...

your eyes are getting heavy, you're falling into a deep sleep...nod if you understand...

good...now when I count to three you'll wake up feeling refreshed and have no memory of this Satan nonsense, got it? good...1, 2..., 3 **snaps fingers**

Silly Gypsy. Your spells cannot break satan's power.

 

[DJ1990]

Out of (genuine) interest - how religious was your upbringing, and how much are you involved with the church nowadays? 25 years ago I was going to be a priest. My uncle was actually a priest who was regularly involved in exorcisms, and I saw some serious shit on the ocassions I assisted - although I now believe in a 'power' rather than God.

My parents only went to Church during the holidays. I always believed in a God though. Not a good one though...I think he has a good side but also an evil one. .
I don't care about the Church, they're just like my crackhouse, give me the holy water and that's it.

 

[HugoB]

What's hard to understand about obnoxious behaviour?

Nothing. As with blazing moralists.

Your second picture is forbidden in Hot Topics.

Alright. Adults only.

And nothing against the Holy Water.

But what about the Holy Sperm... ? .
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