I just "Something about Mary'd"

[Danugh]

I just went to do number one and as i was zipping up i guess too fast my member got caught in the zipper and it hurt, it was no laughing matter.

Why did button up jeans go out of style?

I wonder if this is karma biting me again.

When i watched the movie i laughed my butt off at that scene where his balls got caught in his zipper, i laughed hard, but when it kinda happened to me awhile ago it wasnt funny infact i am still feeling the effects of it.

What goes around comes around.

Has anyone ever got their penis caught in the zipper?

 

[Nonimus]

Got it jammed in a drawer once, long story.....

 

[Inwood]

Got it jammed in a drawer once, long story.....

I've got time...

 

[natedogg323]

Yes I did!! I didn't know what to do? I was about 12 or 13 and I almost had to call my mom in to help me. I was in tears and bleeding. It was HORRIBLE!!! I had to just yank the zipper really quickly. Hands down one of the worst pain I've felt in my life.

 

[Andreus]

oh the humanity

 

[justsimon]

Why did button up jeans go out of style?

They didn't, but only gay men and women wear them.

 

[dolphwasser]

I've done a few minor catches - nothing too serious.

 

[JakeBequette]

I wonder if this is karma biting me again.

What goes around comes around.

Who are you??? EARL?​

 

[Danugh]

Season premiere Thursday lol, but seriously its something to look into.

 

[JakeBequette]

Season premiere Thursday lol, but seriously its something to look into.

How strange of you to pop on just to respond to me, then disappear immediatly.​

 

[blackbeltninja]

Oh... is that all.. I thought you walked around town with cum dangling from your ear

So did I - how filthy are we?

-d-