I stood up, and my pants fell off.

[NotHardUp1]

And I told Coco, "I hate it when my pants fall off" as I stood there in nthe dark, naked.

True story.

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Ok, I had just woken up and gotten out of bed, and they were on the radiator when I fumbled for them in the dark and heard them hit the floor.

Even at 5:00 a.m. and without a proper audience, I'm hilarious.

Tell your own dad joke or groaner, if you dare.

 

[TickTockMan]

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Spoiler

Nice belt!

 

[Alistair]

I got fired from my last job as a massage therapist. They told me I didn’t really do anything wrong, I just rubbed people the wrong way.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

I'm feeling inspired.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I'm feeling inspired.

The kids fighting on the altar should have been tied to one another with that bridal train.