Attention I was diagnosed with acute Gastritis.

[Vannie]

So I have to give up stuffed cabbages altogether.











































April's fools! Pull my finger!

 

[NotHardUp1]

I was doubtful right away. No news channel reported a gas leak and home explosion in 'Jersey.

 

[Vannie]

The Jub moderators used to do some annoying but funny stuff.

 

[cityboy-stl]

The Jub moderators used to do some annoying but funny stuff.

Very funny and well done. But a lot of people had no sense of humor.

 

[Peloso]

There's nothing cute about farts, Vannie.

 

[Vannie]

There's nothing cute about farts, Vannie.

Gerty and George had been flirting for a few weeks at the Senior Home. They decided to seal the deal and Gerty accompanied George to his room, closed the door and slipped her panties and shirt off.
"Be careful, I have acute angina," She said.

George let his eyes linger as he took in her body and said, "Your tits aren't bad either.

Old joke I know.

 

[Peloso]

Gerty and George had been flirting for a few weeks at the Senior Home. They decided to seal the deal and Gerty accompanied George to his room, closed the door and slipped her panties and shirt off.
"Be careful, I have acute angina," She said.

George let his eyes linger as he took in her body and said, "Your tits aren't bad either.

Old joke I know.

I don't understand how a vagina could be cute.
Maybe if you stuck little googly eyes on it or something.

 

[gsdx]

Are you really cutting out stuffed cabbages entirely? Couldn't you maybe just cut back a bit? Like stuffing Brussels sprouts instead?

 

[rareboy]

I miss the days when you could always snag someone here with an April 1st story.

The problem is that the real world is so fucking insane now...April Fools just pales by comparison.

 

[me203]

The problem is that the real world is so fucking insane now...April Fools just pales by comparison.

No kidding. I almost think that if some things that have happened the last 10 years or so would have made terrible April Fools' Day jokes at one time. No one would believe it, not even for a second.

 

[Peloso]

There's nothing cute about farts, Vannie.

Come to think of it, those little ones that go bweeeeeep! are kind of cute.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Squeakers. You're talkin' "squeakers."

 

[Vannie]

Come to think of it, those little ones that go bweeeeeep! are kind of cute.

I kinda like the baritone ones under water when I'm in the bathtub. It's like bahhlooooooop!

 

[gsdx]

"Mommy! Mommy! Do farts come in lumps?!"

 

[FPNY]

I heard you had a cute angina too

 

[Vannie]

I heard you had a cute angina too

Just call me Gerty.

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

Are you really cutting out stuffed cabbages entirely? Couldn't you maybe just cut back a bit? Like stuffing Brussels sprouts instead?

I think @gsdx wins this thread.