I wish I was gay.

[someguy2]

Seriously, you know what it's like only liking girls? You get rejected constantly, and are competing with countless other guys for just one vagina.

I was on cam4 last night, and this guy was with this Spanish girl, and she was letting him touch her, and he could have had her any time he wanted. I was insanely jealous, and would have had her clothes off right away, and my dick in her.

It just seems all so pointless at times chasing poon.

Some girl I know who lives in Australia has invited me to go and see her in a few months, and she says that I'm the best looking guy she knows, but knowing me, something will stop me from getting in her pants!!!

I'm constantly horny, and it's gotten to the point where I ask bi guys if they can set something up between me and their wives/girlfriends!!! (Some have offered, but they're always in another country)

Rant OVER!!!

 

[someguy2]

BTW, if any guys wanna help me get laid, feel free to do so. You can watch, keep the rubber, have me spit on you, whatever, I don't care, I just need to bang a chick!!!

 

[CRUELintentions]

This is why you should resort to getting your dick sucked by a guyyy! I'm happy to help! ;D Lmao...

Or you just aren't asking the right girls. Trust me, there's sluts out there that'll do whatever you want.. and then stupid ones, you just have to know the right things to say...

I kinda hate myself for saying that last part but honestly, people these days... they do it to themselves.

 

[someguy2]

I wouldn't enjoy it, so if I ever did anything like that, it would be as a favour to the other guy.

I was gonna put up a pic of myself in this thread, but it won't let me.

I've had loads of girls contact me on dating websites. Young and attractive girls, but somehow I can't seal the deal, because they stop talking to me. I must be doing something wrong. Maybe I'm not asking them out on dates quick enough?

 

[strangepoetry]

BTW, if any guys wanna help me get laid, feel free to do so. You can watch, keep the rubber, have me spit on you, whatever, I don't care, I just need to bang a chick!!!

That's just downright hilarious.

Dude, if you lived in the US, I'd totally help you get laid, just cuz you made me laugh. It's not that difficult. Especially with girls. My first instinct is to say you're not having much luck because they can sense your desperate horniness. Seems you may reek of it--No offense. You gotta play it cool. Trust me.

Soon as you don't want pussy (or dick), it'll be throwing itself at you from every direction--that's always been my experience. Everybody wants something they can't have...or something that has no interest in them.

Once it doesn't matter so much, once you relax about it, I bet you'll get a lot more girls. The hyper over-eager vibe may turn them off. That's my guess, anyway (assuming you're at least passably decent-looking, of course).

 

[Ryuukie]

Dude, you are gay if you're on a gay message board. BTW, it's were.

 

[someguy2]

I've never wanted to have sex with a guy, and all of my crushes have been on women. Can I still be gay despite that? Is there something I'm missing?

Anyway, I'm comfortable with my sexuality, if I wanted to fuck a guy, I would.

BTW, both were and was can be used. Neither is incorrect.

 

[MarkDW]

Dude, you are gay if you're on a gay message board. BTW, it's were.

Ummm, did you notice, this is the STRAIGHT and Bi Dudes section? Coming here dosent make you gay, just like going into McDonalds dosent make you a hamburger.

 

[MarkDW]

Seriously, you know what it's like only liking girls? You get rejected constantly, and are competing with countless other guys for just one vagina.

I was on cam4 last night, and this guy was with this Spanish girl, and she was letting him touch her, and he could have had her any time he wanted. I was insanely jealous, and would have had her clothes off right away, and my dick in her.

It just seems all so pointless at times chasing poon.

Some girl I know who lives in Australia has invited me to go and see her in a few months, and she says that I'm the best looking guy she knows, but knowing me, something will stop me from getting in her pants!!!

I'm constantly horny, and it's gotten to the point where I ask bi guys if they can set something up between me and their wives/girlfriends!!! (Some have offered, but they're always in another country)

Rant OVER!!!

Its not that easy being gay either bud. ALL those guys, after one dick!! Works both ways, ya know?

 

[MatttheBruinsfan]

Yeah, the advantage of not having to go through the multiple-dates-to-prove-you're-interested-in-her-mind-before-sex-happens dance is offset by a much scarcer supply of willing guys on the ground, flakier behavior, and the fact that the other guys judge you by your looks rather than personality or career prospects.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Wait just a pre-cum drippin minute here.

You wish you were gay -- but you don't wanna have sex with a guy.

you wish you were gay - but you don't want a guy to blow you? and - btw- you can say you wouldn't enjoy it - but reality is you have no idea what you're talking about -- i believe you would be more than surprised if they right guy got a hold of your wee willie.

and -- that brings us to another point -- watchya packin? is that why you can't get chicks? the word is out that you're hung like a hamster?

sooo-- to sum up--- I truly do not get it ? -- why do you want to be gay --
is your plan to feign gayness to befriend a chick then pounce on her ? can't see how that would work out - she'd find out you were lying.

oh well - just when i thought this thread might be interesting !! ****yawn*****

when you're ready for some real men - bring that hoodie back and we'll hook you up !!

 

[Ryuukie]

Ummm, did you notice, this is the STRAIGHT and Bi Dudes section? Coming here dosent make you gay, just like going into McDonalds dosent make you a hamburger.

No, I didn't notice that. Sorry.

When I'm on JUB I click on the New Posts button so everything comes up.

 

[Relax2282]

if u're just looking to get laid, go to a gay dance club. There are TONS of desperate fag hags looking for str8 men who are comfortable being around gay guys.

and for some reason when i go to str8 bars, as soon as girls find out i'm gay, they wanna fuck me. so maybe try that angle.

 

[strangepoetry]

if u're just looking to get laid, go to a gay dance club. There are TONS of desperate fag hags looking for str8 men who are comfortable being around gay guys.

and for some reason when i go to str8 bars, as soon as girls find out i'm gay, they wanna fuck me. so maybe try that angle.

You can pocket that--It's true.

 

[Telstra]

lol, well just let guys milking you off.

After u cummed, you are tired and don't want vagina until the next time. Repeat this process over and over

 

[youngnihilist]

Seriously, you know what it's like only liking girls? You get rejected constantly, and are competing with countless other guys for just one vagina.

I was on cam4 last night, and this guy was with this Spanish girl, and she was letting him touch her, and he could have had her any time he wanted. I was insanely jealous, and would have had her clothes off right away, and my dick in her.

It just seems all so pointless at times chasing poon.

Some girl I know who lives in Australia has invited me to go and see her in a few months, and she says that I'm the best looking guy she knows, but knowing me, something will stop me from getting in her pants!!!

I'm constantly horny, and it's gotten to the point where I ask bi guys if they can set something up between me and their wives/girlfriends!!! (Some have offered, but they're always in another country)

Rant OVER!!!

Don't worry, you are gayer than you think.

 

[someguy2]

if u're just looking to get laid, go to a gay dance club. There are TONS of desperate fag hags looking for str8 men who are comfortable being around gay guys.

and for some reason when i go to str8 bars, as soon as girls find out i'm gay, they wanna fuck me. so maybe try that angle.

That's a good idea. I'll have to give it a shot!

 

[Royal Heart]

BTW, if any guys wanna help me get laid, feel free to do so. You can watch, keep the rubber, have me spit on you, whatever, I don't care, I just need to bang a chick!!!

Such a gentleman! It's not even my birthday!

I've heard the "I wish I was gay" from straight guys before. My dad once told me that he sometimes envied me for being gay. Guys understand guys (for the most part), but sometimes it's just impossible to understand a woman (from what I understand of what he was trying to get across).

 

[someguy2]

Wait just a pre-cum drippin minute here.

You wish you were gay -- but you don't wanna have sex with a guy.

you wish you were gay - but you don't want a guy to blow you? and - btw- you can say you wouldn't enjoy it - but reality is you have no idea what you're talking about -- i believe you would be more than surprised if they right guy got a hold of your wee willie.

and -- that brings us to another point -- watchya packin? is that why you can't get chicks? the word is out that you're hung like a hamster?

sooo-- to sum up--- I truly do not get it ? -- why do you want to be gay --
is your plan to feign gayness to befriend a chick then pounce on her ? can't see how that would work out - she'd find out you were lying.

oh well - just when i thought this thread might be interesting !! ****yawn*****

when you're ready for some real men - bring that hoodie back and we'll hook you up !!

My dick is 6 inches. That's big enough right?