If Paris Hilton was attacked by a bear.....

[UnderUrVoodoo]

What would you do?

a. just sit and watch
b. help her with a stick
c. scream and run away
d. ..........( you do the math)

 

[GL]

I'd go with a. just sit and watch.

Would it be in poor taste if I cheered the bear on?

 

[Fire]

I'd go with a. just sit and watch.

Would it be in poor taste if I cheered the bear on?

Uh yes, it would, even if you don t like someone s hotels that s no reason to want a bear to eat them. I have read Reader s Digest accounts of bear and puma attacks as well as an article online about the documentary by Werner Herzog on that guy who him and his girlfriend were mauled and eaten by a grizzly bear. They even had their sounds of dying recorded, and it said the bear dug a cache and put some of their pieces parts in there to eat later. THAT is what you wished on Miss Hilton even if you were only half joking, it is nothing to joke about.

 

[james1200]

oh please...i would invite nicole richie over to watch as the bear ate her...then nicole and i would pick up the remains and burn them just to make sure she doesn't reconstitute herself since she is the devil...then we'd take those remains and eat them...well, i would...nicole has an eating disorder so she could just nibble on the remains...then later in the day i would shit her out and flush her down the toilet so she could spend eternity where she belongs...in the sewers.

 

[GL]

Uh yes, it would, even if you don t like someone s hotels that s no reason to want a bear to eat them. I have read Reader s Digest accounts of bear and puma attacks as well as an article online about the documentary by Werner Herzog on that guy who him and his girlfriend were mauled and eaten by a grizzly bear. They even had their sounds of dying recorded, and it said the bear dug a cache and put some of their pieces parts in there to eat later. THAT is what you wished on Miss Hilton even if you were only half joking, it is nothing to joke about.

........................uhh, OK. 8)

 

[fenrill]

It would be option e. Help the bear with a stick.

 

[Paws]

f. get a condom and fuck the cuddly bear

 

[GL]

I'd probably wonder why this bear is attacking her when she's got no meat on her bones.

Then I'd get a little nervous because I have more body fat than that skinny twat and start running. Hoping it's more interested in her bones as toothpicks than my fat ass.

Oh Shit! I hadn't even thought of that. Quick Effortless! Let's scram before the bear gets that notion in his head!

 

[CaptainJohn]

I would ask the bear to wait just a moment so I could get my video camera to tape a segment of Fox's "When Bears Do The World A Favor."

 

[GL]

I've already bolted it out of there and set off my bear spray (That I never had to use when I went camping deep in Algonquin with the boyfriend last year.)

Figgen idea of a bear attacking me just frieghtens me.

DAMMIT! All I packed was my Bat-Shark Repellent. Fat lot of good that's gonna do me.

 

[CaptainJohn]

Well as long as it keeps Penguin's exploding sharks from blowing us up then that should come in just as handy.

But you still have to watch out for the exploding octopus.

 

[Soilwork]

d) haul out my video camera and shoot her next big movie "One night dismembering Pairs".

No no.. "We'll always halve Pairs" (as in the bear cut her in half)

No.. "I ate Paris in the Springtime" (assuing the bear had just come out of hibernation)

or maybe "There's always room for P.A.R.I.S."

Man, talk about big bucks I'd make. I mean, she only got 75,000 people to buy her album of "music".... I'd be able to sell about 75,000,000 copies of THAT movie.

 

[NewHampshireBoy]

While I can't stand the STD sewer known as Paris Hilton, I couldn't just sit idly by and watch her get killed. My morals would force me to try to help her. Though not to the extent that I might get hurt. I'd probably just toss her a big stick, or a knife if I had one, And say 'Good Luck Bitch' and run off.

 

[sissyboy]

I'd call a vet. Some one needs to make sure that the bear doesn't get food poisoning or OD on some substance or something. That would just be wrong.

 

[justsimon]

I would actually try to help her:

I'd yell at her to play dead and then I'd run for help. I know... sorry guys.

 

[craziwranglerman]

i would take the bear to a clinic and make sure he didnt catch anything from her

 

[CaptainJohn]

I would actually try to help her:

I'd yell at her to play dead and then I'd run for help. I know... sorry guys.

I'd tell her to play dead --- and then tell the bear "She's only faking!!"

 

[justsimon]

I'd tell her to play dead --- and then tell the bear "She's only faking!!"

lol

 

[lurker]

I have read Reader s Digest accounts of bear and puma attacks as well as an article online about the documentary by Werner Herzog on that guy who him and his girlfriend were mauled and eaten by a grizzly bear. They even had their sounds of dying recorded, and it said the bear dug a cache and put some of their pieces parts in there to eat later.

You have now piqued my curiosity - where can I hear that? ... on second thought, I don't want to.

And in reply to the topic: I'd help her, at least. I'll toss her a rock or something.

 

[Aussieguy01]

i would save her ! (seems im in a minority here though)

But come on admit it most people love to hate her