if you had to marry a woman for a green card, who would it be?

[fabulouslyghetto]

Given that marriage between men is now legal, it follows that, if marriage helps one obtain a green card, then marriage to another man would work just as well as to a woman.

re-read the thread title.

 

[Latimer]

^
So, although the title is written in the present tense, I understand we are to interpret it as meaning sometime in the past.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^
So, although the title is written in the present tense, I understand we are to interpret it as meaning sometime in the past.

You solved the mystery, Sherlock. In record time.

 

[belamyi]

Was it really so difficult to write something simple even for Broken-English speakers like "would have had to"...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Was it really so difficult to write something simple even for Broken-English speakers like "would have had to"...

What part of "had to" is open-ended or ambiguous?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^
So, although the title is written in the present tense, I understand we are to interpret it as meaning sometime in the past.

I didn't anticipate a collection of words totaling less than 10 letters ("if" and "had to") would cause this much confusion. Everyone else understood the assignment. "Gun to your head" was my original title but I think we Americans could use a little less violent imagery in our diet.

 

[belamyi]

What part of "had to" is open-ended or ambiguous?

The part in which it can be interpreted as "hypothetically had to", rather than as "had had to"?

 

[belamyi]

I didn't anticipate a collection of words totaling less than 10 letters ("if" and "had to") would cause this much confusion. Everyone else understood the assignment.

Because they assumed they could dispense with understanding what was actually written: that's what "communication" is about

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The part in which it can be interpreted as "hypothetically had to", rather than as "had had to"?

Bitch don't make me throw my Jimmy Choos at you.

 

[Alistair]

Because they assumed they could dispense with understanding what was actually written: that's what "communication" is about

Coming from you that is grand! You make no sense on a regular basis

 

[belamyi]

Coming from you that is grand! You make no sense on a regular basis

That is why I said it was easy for an American to make perfect straightforward sense even to someone like me

 

[belamyi]

Bitch don't make me throw my Jimmy Choos at you.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

That is why I said it was easy for an American to make perfect straightforward sense even to someone like me

Answer the damn question Bella Reese

 

[belamyi]

What question was that again?

 

[belamyi]

That is why I said it was easy for an American to make perfect straightforward sense even to someone like me

Sorry: "it should be easy for"...

 

[belamyi]

"be"... "have been"...
Besides, if there would be no sex involved, what would be the difference between one or the other?

 

[voltronforce]

Gisele? I hear she is rich and free

 

[Alistair]

"be"... "have been"...
Besides, if there would be no sex involved, what would be the difference between one or the other?

See, you had to correct yourself 3 times

And it never got any easier to understand

 

[belamyi]

See, you had to correct yourself 3 times

And it never got any easier to understand

I have been "correcting" fab ... this time the part I haven't read before

No wonder you can not understand anything: you can't even realize what is being talked about

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Gisele? I hear she is rich and free

you better get that money bitch