if you were a woman what would your shoe game look like?

[fabulouslyghetto]

A. jellyfish bottom jellies

B. goth girl boots

C. the grandma keds

D. church lady heels

E. fuck-me boots

F. barely trying

G. sporty

H. quinceñera heels

As the great Elizabeth Banks once said, flat shoes are for quitters. I would buy a pair of heels in every color and pattern, none shorter than 5". I would be the friend who shows up for a hiking trip in 6" platform wedge boots. Cuz there's never a time where it's ok to not look your best.

 

[Charon]

Whatever tomboys wear; clothes in general, not just shoes.

 

[Essex Boy]

1
These I'd wear for afternoon tea with the hubby's boss and his, or her, wife.

2
For solemn occasions like funerals and appearing before magistrates.

3
For the theatre, also grand events like Ladies' Day at Ascot where Royalty are likely to be present.

4
Something to slip into when I'm just popping round to Lidl for a frozen pizza and bottle of Jacob's Creek Chardonnay and I don't care what I look like.

5
These I'd only wear when I'm expecting Auntie Flo from Red Creek so nobody will come near me.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

resisting the urge to derail this thread asking what you're doing appearing before magistrates on a regular basis, ok bij you better put the 'G' in 'gay.'

 

[PipRosi]

1
These I'd wear for afternoon tea with the hubby's boss and his, or her, wife.

2
For solemn occasions like funerals and appearing before magistrates.

3
For the theatre, also grand events like Ladies' Day at Ascot where Royalty are likely to be present.

The docs are so 90s. You might as well pair them with a glittery belly top.



The teapot...



Wizard of Oz was my first loved film. I would need a guarantee I won't have to take the mean bastards off and hobble barefoot after an hour.

My grandma wore heels so many years that her tendons were shortened and she couldn't stand flat on her feet. Like Barbie.

If these have support, I'll take them:



But I don't believe in gender per se.

 

[Vannie]

Church lady heels and NO panties!

*flashes beaver*

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Church lady heels and NO panties!

*flashes beaver*

nah we don't need you fallin Vannie you better getchu a pair of them G keds.

 

[PipRosi]

A. jellyfish bottom jellies

Jellies!I had those.

And I modeled these for Macy's (I'm all the brownish feet):

flat shoes are for quitters.

I'm pretty sure heels and form fitting dresses were created to make women easier to catch.

 

[PipRosi]

nah we don't need you fallin Vannie you better getchu a pair of them G keds.

Sigh. She'll still find a way to fall and give us the full Vannie.

 

[Vannie]

nah we don't need you fallin Vannie you better getchu a pair of them G keds.

Ali used to make fun of me for wearing my New Balance sneakers

Sigh. She'll still find a way to fall and give us the full Vannie.

The full Vannie?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm pretty sure heels and form fitting dresses were created to make women easier to catch.

I hate how plausible this is.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Ali used to make fun of me for wearing my New Balance sneakers

Not the newbies.

 

[Thad1527]

Whatever my choice, I want all 15 colors.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Whatever my choice, I want all 15 colors.

don't stop at 15, there's various shades of each of those 15 colors! ie white, cream, mother of pearl, cerulean, sea foam, sky blue, teal, black, charcoal, et cetera.

 

[Essex Boy]

5
These I'd only wear when I'm expecting Auntie Flo from Red Creek so nobody will come near me.

I've changed my mind. This is the footwear for when le Beaujolais nouveau est arrivé. And you can help the Ukrainian war effort by buying them here for £45/$52.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^How bout I just donate $52 cuz them thangs is OOGLY!

 

[Rickrock]

I never knew there were so many ugly shoes. If I were a woman I would like to wear the D church lady heals, but I would never be able to walk in them and would compromise with H most of the time and rest my feet
sometimes in G.

 

[backagain]

"F" for barely trying and "E" for having those heels worn down to stubs with my ankles exposed. Been there as a gay man. Wouldn't change anything.

 

[m1thousand]

Ive never understood why women are drawn to many shoes. I'd rather spend my money on something else.

Or a Birkin (sp?) bag for $11,000, it just seems crazy to me

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I never knew there were so many ugly shoes. If I were a woman I would like to wear the D church lady heals, but I would never be able to walk in them and would compromise with H most of the time and rest my feet
sometimes in G.

I'll never understand the physics of women walking in those huge heels, especially women who wear them religiously like Sofia Vergara or Beyonce.