I'm eating a kit kat drumstick for breakfast and nobody can tell me nuffin

[ShadowCat]

Im' not the only person who thinks the only thing better than frozen ice cream is melted ice cream? sometimes i let it sit for a while so you can get that good juicy ice cream juice.

Yeah but do you ever have hard scoop ice cream that you wisk around with your spoon until it turns into soft serve i don't know for some reason it tastes so much better when you do that!

 

[ShadowCat]

Milkshakes are an artform. I worked at a bookstore for a while so I learned my way around a cafe. of course whenever the boss was preoccupied in the back i had to experiment and perfect my frappe and milkshake recipes, otherwise what kinda barista would i be? i totally get that, once it's fukked up you can't just add anything to level it out, it's trash.

Speaking of frappes take a starbucks sweetened iced coffee stick and mix it into 16oz whole milk and give a tablespoon and a half nesquick powder mix that Holy fuckin hell is that good! If anyone has ever had an iced cappuccino from Gloria Jeans coffee this is practically the same!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Speaking of frappes take a starbucks sweetened iced coffee stick and mix it into 16oz whole milk and give a tablespoon and a half nesquick powder mix that Holy fuckin hell is that good! If anyone has ever had an iced cappuccino from Gloria Jeans coffee this is practically the same!

now you're just making my dikk hard.