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Kween of Hot Topics
Anti-woke oxygen. Are you tired of pronouns? Through a careful and conveniently ambiguous process I'll simply call de-wokification for lack of a scientific term, we've managed to remove all the byproducts put in the air by mouth-breathing Antifa libruls with their pronouns and blue hair. TRUST ME folks, you don't wanna breathe the same air as domestic terrorists like Black Lives Matter, then you'll be burning trash cans and calling yourself they/them just like the rest of the commie libruls with their pronouns. Is that what you want for your life? Maybe if you wanna be a big disappointment to your parents, I suppose. Your grandparents never had pronouns and they were just fine. Be more macho. Be less woke. Breathe anti-woke oxygen today.
But don't take my word for it, the testimonials speak for themselves.
"Honey bitch, I was a big ole queen until I started breathing this de-wokifying oxygen. I used to be a Lady-Man, now I'm a real ladies man." ~ I think this is Chris Rock
"My pronouns were "sad" and "single" until I tried anti-woke oxygen. Now I have a wife. She goes to another school, you don't know her. Her name is, uh..... Stephanie. Stephanie Bluetie." ~ Part-time lumberjack, part-time future US president Lindsey Graham
"OMG how did you get in here? I'm calling the police." ~ Taylor Swift
Only $7.99 for the jar and a one-time $999 fee for the oxygen supplementation
*I don't know how science works, there may or may not actually be oxygen in the jar. I think there is.
