NotHardUp1
What? Me? Really?
The volcano has been going on for days... actually, the law was an intent to prevent/placate any divine volcanic activity/volcanic divine activity as a sign of enragement against/towards inmorality.
Yeah. It's a sign of the times.
It used to work to throw in virgins. Now, they're in short supply.
Apparently the gods will take a shitload of adulterers and fornicators instead. Not sure exactly what the exchange rate is.

