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Instant Make-over

Which wish would you like the Magic Fairy of Instant Make-Overs to grant you?

  • to have great muscles including a six pack (that's ripply abdominal muscles for the old folk)

    Votes: 7 35.0%
  • to have four inches of length added to my cock

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • to have better (or just to have) hair (again) whether it be on head or body

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • to have four inches added to my height

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • a complete, instant and breath-taking sex change

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • weight loss (note that the Magic Fairy of Instant Make-Overs can go up to 800 lbs on this wish)

    Votes: 5 25.0%
  • I'd like that nose job I've always been wanting

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • to have the most toned, smooth bubble butt perfect for fucking

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • to be granted the wish of perfect teeth

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • none of the above. I will tell you my wish in a post

    Votes: 3 15.0%

  • Total voters
    20
I would like four inches taken from my height please i'm tired of being a gangly loon. Wouldn't say no to a perfect butt though, it'd get me out of having to buy my boyfriend a birthday present ;)
 
I know it sounds hollow, but then how many of us would really like to have the chance of a body make over, I would wish for youth and a reasonable body. Just some muscle definition would be nice.

Then if he can really grant me anything I want I would wish for complete mental control over my penis. I want it stiff then it is stiff until I tell it to stand down.

Just like to say that if I had had the choice then I would have wished for world peace. ;)
 
I should have done one where the personality fairy pays a visit.

in other news: I do wonder if one would want to change one's body or to have more/better control over one's body (if given a choice)?
Interesting concept a personality fairy - given the personalities of a lot of homosexuals,, that might not be such a bad idea/concept/thought.

I do wish you had allowed us multiple choices 2-3 so we could have combined certain wishes together to achieve better our goal(s) with what the fairy "gave us" depending upon the nature of one's wishes.

Tis sad in the end to realize that none of this is true, can be true or ever will be true. It thus limits one's expectations as to the "performance of said fairy." And said fairy is thus put in a diffiuclt compromising situation at the very beginning knowing that he knows that what he will try and do will never come true. He is bound by the rules of mortality and the mind of man, and not the expectations, and wishes and hopes of how man would like to think.

"When you wish upon a star, makes do difference who you are ................."

as none of it shall every come true, even a local village idiot knows that.:cry:

eM.

oh and one other little side note, please say this is not what the fucking fairy is going to luck like, for it that be the case, cancel me out in the beginning. it there is one thing I do not want to see it is a fucking homosexual fairy. the usualy style will do just fine. i have never seen a fucking homosexual fairy that was not over fairized and basically a blithering idiot socially and descriptively.
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Well this Magic Fairy isn't very effective. Just one wish? I say vote her out of office.

No, I need ComboFaery or a SuperSize Faery.

You see, I need both a modest weight loss (say, 20 pounds) and some upper body buildup.

Sure, I'm old and gray and bald. But that doesn't bother me, really. Rather, a little nip in the ice-cream-belly and a puffing of the pecs and triceps, and I'd be a very happy man.

Luckily, it's not a genetic condition, and a little exercise on my part will work wonders. Call it the Home Gym Faery.
 
Only ONE????

You must be the same cheap bastard fairy that only leaves 50 cents for a tooth!

Anyway - I can't decide - except for eliminating the sex-change one (I'm perfectly happy THAT way). Any ONE wish will still leave me butt-hole ugly (and still short, or 'small', or hairless, or fat, or flabby, or yellow-toothed, or flat-assed, or bugle-beaked). So I guess I'll take the great muscles including the six-pack please. At least I can get a buzz on from the beer and have muscles and forget the other remaining problems. ..|
 
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