Ireland - Your Social Studies Lesson for Today

[RationalLunacy]

The following are real classified ads that appeared in the Personals section of the Dublin News:

• Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

• Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

• Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

• Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

• Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

• Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.

 

[eberg]

I spent 4 months in Dublin, getting to know the people and the city. And they are very friendly, but very blunt and mater of fact about everything. So I don't doubt this at all.

 

[antdak]

Very Funny!! I liked the 2nd one!

 

[Fastdavy]

Lol! RL you have made my morning
Loved the last one,now if I could change it to boy friend

 

[Nonimus]

I'm Irish and i take offence!

 

[james1200]

always wanted to ask u nonimus...since i'm half irish, half black, am i black irish in the traditional sense? or am i just a mess?...i've never felt connected to ireland...

 

[Nonimus]

always wanted to ask u nonimus...since i'm half irish, half black, am i black irish in the traditional sense? or am i just a mess?...i've never felt connected to ireland...

Try being Welsh/Irish/Jewish/Spanish/Belgian - then you'd know what 'fucked-up' means.

 

[james1200]

yeah...but you probably look white on the outside...not that i want to. but my grandma tells me there ain't no dark skinned people there.

 

[Nonimus]

yeah...but you probably look white on the outside...not that i want to. but my grandma tells me there ain't no dark skinned people there.

I dunno mate, i only been there once - got pissed on Guiness, picked up some cheap ciggies and came back on the boat.

 

[FirePhoenix]

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

Your gorgeous sex addict has arrived.....

 

[buzzj]

One more reason to love the Irish--- what great senses of humor (humour?)!!

 

[slobone]

• Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

Whattya know, my uncle got out of the slammer!

 

[Darkholme]

As a true Irishman<pale skinny would be afraid of homos if he wasnt one! Also pure bred 100% Irish> i'm not offended. I think they are funny!!

You get weirdos everywhere in the world!!