It's A Sin.

[Cormac135]

Some of you may recall my recent dual with the grim reaper, as part of my recovery I've started to run again and one such run ended with me outside my old parish church and as would have it, it was taking confessions that morning,

I was really only nipping in to light a candle for my late mother and to see if there was anything worth nicking, it was while i was eyeing the moneybox for the candles(welded in) bastards, that i spied the priest who was taking confession, now i won't lie and say he was a looker and built like a brick shithouse like those porn vids, no this guy was pretty plain and rather slight, he had a kindly face so i thought I'd chance my arm and entered the confession booth.

I did the old Bless me father for i have sinned nonsense, I guess you never forget those words growing up a catholic and being an alter boy briefly before getting thrown out for nicking candles(they were just the right size......well never mind what they were the right size for)

Before he could get a word out i started rattling off my sins, how i loved sucking cock and getting fucked at every opportunity i could, i rambled on in this fashion for a good five minutes when i suddenly heard him pull his trouser zipper down, of course my dick had been out from the start of the confession and i was tossing away.

I stood up and looked through the confession grill and sure enough he had his dick out, nothing too big but he could definitely do some damage with it, slowly he was stroking it back and forward, getting real worked up, as was i, he then stood up and somehow unhooked the grill and put his dick through the hole for me to feast on, which i of course did, i won't go into to much detail lest you think I'm on some flight of fancy here, suffice to say we both came, he in my mouth and i on the confessional seat.

The grill was replaced and he sent me off with a thank you. and a penance of six Our Father's and 4 Hail Mary's.

I lit a candle for my mum on the way out.

So you see, not all priests are bad and up to no good.

So anyway the point of the thread (thinks hard) oh yeah, has the church or indeed a person in the church or whatever religion you followed ever just been a shining light of goodness and kindness on the world ?

 

[Peloso]

What a lovely way to celebrate Easter. Still got some jizz on you, Cormac? I'm sure you know it has a tricky way of getting where you don't notice it all. Scrape some off and stick it under a microscope. Are all his sperm nailed to tiny little crosses? I once rode a crowded train home with semen all over my shirt collar.

Priests must make good sex partners. I'm sure in most cases it doesn't come too easy for them. Sex with adult men, that is.

There was a super cute priest in my local papers a few years ago who was busted for having an S&M den. Not my scene, but I would have dabbled because of him.

' or indeed a person in the church or whatever religion you followed ever just been a shining light of goodness and kindness on the world ?

Emphatically no.

 

[rareboy]

Hopefully you also enjoyed his Easter Eggs?

Good for him for showing you a moment of kindness.

Coming to Jesus takes many fine forms.

 

[willie metcaffe]

I'm glad you lit a candle for your mother.

The rest of this tale? I said to myself: Another day in Queerville.



Meanwhile I've known some religious folk who were decent people. But I've never attended services of any kind as an adult. I've spoken with them as friends. Over coffee. With mutual friends or alone.

 

[Charon]

Nice story.

 

[Rickrock]

I haven't known anyone that good in any way in church, although a few were mildly good in other ways, but we're not talking about sex.

As someone has already said, interesting story. I might even believe it even though you haven't always been completely truthful in past years.

P.S. I am Catholic and I'm not really upset with your story. I would have been upset if anyone had been taken advantage of.

 

[Alistair]

You wouldn’t want to have any sexual act with a Baptist preacher. They all look like Billy Graham.

 

[cityboy-stl]

Why weren't you at Passover? I thought you had converted?

 

[Thad1527]

I was dating a Methodist minister for a while, but he was relocated to Maryland. It was all good while it lasted.

 

[Araucaria]

And somewhere there's a rabbi who's singing (apologies to Patsy Cline):

I've got your foreskin,
He's got you.

Cormac, I'm looking forward to reading your hot, steamy story about having sex with an Imam soon.

 

[PalacePaul]

I know for sure priests have an excellent gaydar but I've never fallen for their flirting

Seriously. I'm deeply involved in the Catholic church both for my job and for personal beliefs. I've met all kinds of priests: some are real saints, others are real bastards, and in between there are a lot of regular people with good and bad habits just like you and me.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

So anyway the point of the thread (thinks hard) oh yeah, has the church or indeed a person in the church or whatever religion you followed ever just been a shining light of goodness and kindness on the world ?

Yes. To the point that I´ve started to doubt everything else.

 

[Cormac135]

Yes. To the point that I´ve started to doubt everything else.

Are you a lost sheep, will you be returning to the fold ?

 

[ChristianGianni]

I was raised and schooled up until College in the Catholic faith, and have seen the good and bad in Priests. My best friend in High School was repeatedly molested by a Priest and ended up taking his own life and I was the one who discovered his body. That said Priest was just moved on by the Church. When I was 17 we had a young (28) French Priest at our school for my last year there. I wanted him something fierce, and we ended up having a year long affair until he went back to France. He was the nicest guy I've ever known and was only a Priest because of family tradition, in his family the 3rd born son was expected to join the Priesthood. To me it was not just the sex, even though that was great, he was a decent human being and thankfully a total Bottom. The years have gone by and I'm 28 now, I did look for my Priest but Pancreatic cancer took him 3 years after our year together. Do I think I'm a sinner or a bad person? No I don't, nor do I pass judgement on others for their beliefs or indiscretions, also I don't want, or ask for absolution, love is love, and if I had the chance to go back and relive that year, I would in a heartbeat.

 

[Ludlow]

Someone I knew years ago was a screaming queen who used to ring the village church bells on Sunday. We used to call him The Camp Campanologist and Quasihomo. He would host a Bible study group weekly at his cottage and round off the evening by serving tea and coffee to the attendees in mugs and cups adorned with naked, shagging male couples and phallic-shaped handles.

He once told me he'd participated in clerical orgies in church vestries up and down the British Isles and claimed that he'd bedded most parish priests he'd ever met; had had a couple of bishops and even tried to shag his way through an entire monastic community. Seems too extreme to believe, but like you Cormac, he was a massive slut, so I'm inclined to give both him and you the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Peloso]

This thread is getting my dick hard.

 

[PrinceCory]

I am a non-believer...in this story. Ye may be struck down...watch your head Cormac!

 

[Cormac135]

I am a non-believer...in this story. Ye may be struck down...watch your head Cormac!

100% genuine, just got back from Sunday Mass, amazed i manage to ride my bike home with the damage he did back there.

Roll on Wednesday's confession.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh honey, this isn't the way to get attention. Dye your hair neon blue.

 

[Alistair]

Is it kosher for a Jew to be having sex with a Catholic?