I've been thinking about this for a long time

[fabulouslyghetto]

And I wanna taste the high life. Not THAT high life, you know I taste that high life every morning #wakenbake I mean private jets and shit. So a bij is sold out, I'd like to introduce you to my alter ego Julissa Merriweather-Perez.

She's a spicy no-nonsense bibleinyourface pro-family values Christian and the only thing she wants all the disgusting homosexual demons to know is that there is redemption through the power of Christ (and tithing). She likes Candace Owens. For now. Til it's more profitable to have a very public war of words with her... still, mostly idealogically parallel. Yt patriotism is just too lucrative for me to not cash in so I can afford the lifestyle we all know I was born to live. The only thing "patriots" love more than other yt people is their token minority puppets. I'm not saying the audience gullible but if there's a word that means exactly the same thing as gullible I would use that word in place of gullible.

Anyway, I leave you with this:
-Arizona was stolen by the DUMBocrats (I've personally seen the algorithm reports from the machines and meticulously verified that, yes, the election elves rigged the votes)
-God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve #facts #science if you're so smart why can't you define "woman?" #POW
-America is the best country in the nation something something ultimate sacrifice
-we still haven't seen Obama's ORIGINAL birth certificate #notsayingjustsaying

Final announecment: If there are any mothers out there we're having a bake sale this weekend (*daycare services provided) to raise funds for our Ireland missions trip, Friday 3pm-7pm same time as our husbands' men's-only bi-weekly oil wrestling tournament in the sauna at Planet Fitness.

*Children will be doing *arts and crafts

*arts and crafts = *volunteering to make my new line of "Yeah, I give a F: Faith. Family. Fun. Flag." t-shirts in the basement

*I say I mean God says they have no choice

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Special announcement: Julissa Merriweather-Perez has filed for divorce from her huband and asks you to respect her family's privacy. Mrs. Merriweather-Perez has no comment on reports that he was caught getting rammed by a transvestite behind the dumpster at 7/11.

Pride Flag in my household? No way Jose! And when my teenage daughter tweeted #NOH8 in support of the "alphabet community" she was just confused because I hadn't told her what to think.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

It's hard to tell her what to think, she blocked me on all social media when I tweeted: If my fellow brown people don't like stop-n-frisk why don't they pull their pants up? #PROVEthatblacklivesmatter

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Going to be honest, I haven't seen her in a couple of days so if anybody hears from Kearcy tell her mama is very disappointed and she skipped church again so also she has to go to penalty church tues, wed, fri afternoon, fri evening and saturday morning.

 

[purina]

I like dupable as a substitute for gullible 'cause dupa is Polish for ass.

 

[rareboy]

Julissa has a lot of layers to her.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Julissa has a lot of layers to her.

I would like to address alleged video of me attacking a transvestite in the Cracker Barrel parking lot. The liberal media is saying it was my husband's mistress, but what does that have to do with Soros agent Alvin Bragg sticking it Lord Trumpe?

 

[rareboy]

It is like an onion....peeling back...but you and I know perfectly well what role Alvin Bragg plays in all of this.