J.U.B. Parties???

[MadeUpName27]

According to information gathered from several previous threads, a typical J.U.B. party will probably feature illegal drug use, unprotected sex, ass-sniffing, spontaneous human combustion and (gasp) cheap, generic potato chips and low-grade watery onion dip.

I doubt that those horrific tales are true, but one question must be asked...

 

[RationalLunacy]

I thought the caviar on toast points was a bit tacky.

 

[eddielee]

I'd hate to be the host. I'd worry myself silly worrying about details. What food should I serve? What music and decorations would please the crowd? Is the place big enough?

 

[metta]

Well, from the description, it would be being the host. I could not imagine giving a party like any of those.

I have given parties before, and none of those things have happened and people had a blast. But I also have never given a party where I did not know the people that I invited. I would be a little concerned about people that I do not know not having respect for my home and things. I try to take care of my home and I would hope that when people come to it that they try not to damage it either. One of my neighbors is always trying to convince me to have a big gay party in my home but he has not succeeded yet.

 

[looseliam]

According to information gathered from several previous threads, a typical J.U.B. party will probably feature illegal drug use, unprotected sex, ass-sniffing, spontaneous human combustion and (gasp) cheap, generic potato chips and low-grade watery onion dip.

I doubt that those horrific tales are true, but one question must be asked...

Onion dip? Eww!

I wouldn't mind being the host. Now what if I'm still not invited.

 

[TriBi]

Hey - herry's back!!!!
Well - there may be another thread somewhere (I hope) but I just opened this one from the front page - and all of a sudden - I feel happier!!

*EDIT*
Uh - OK - I must have missed the few threads he posted in last week...
But I'm still happy!
(Herry - Internet cafe? - how long before you are back "a la regular"?)

 

[jft245]

I can take everything else you list, but no way am I eating generic chips and watery onion dip. Untill you can provide the finer things in life, dont throw any parties.(Fritos and bean dip will do just fine).

 

[Jeimuzu]

If the crisps aren't pringles, count me out!

 

[Swellegant]

My house simply will not hold such diversified activities... I suppose I could put the butt-sniffers in the kitchen and the barebackers in the back bedroom, and the freebasers could use the living-room fireplace... but that would leave the rest of us stuck in the dining room and the bathroom. Maybe I'll put the freebasers in the backyard, they can grill their drugs on the Weber.

And no way in hell am I serving cheap chips-and-dip. I'd rather have the illegal drugs and the unprotected sex than tacky eats.

So hosting such an event would be much worse than being invited or not invited to it.

 

[metta]

My house simply will not hold such diversified activities... I suppose I could put the butt-sniffers in the kitchen and the barebackers in the back bedroom, and the freebasers could use the living-room fireplace... but that would leave the rest of us stuck in the dining room and the bathroom. Maybe I'll put the freebasers in the backyard, they can grill their drugs on the Weber.

And no way in hell am I serving cheap chips-and-dip. I'd rather have the illegal drugs and the unprotected sex than tacky eats.

So hosting such an event would be much worse than being invited or not invited to it.

too funny!
So what do you do if they comingle?