Kristen Stewart heads Forbes list of highest-paid actresses

[BlondeCanadian]

I dont understandhow she has a job at alll.. The only role she is fit to play is the American version of the grudge.. as the ghost girl.... and gollum in any upcoming LOTR movies

 

[subsonic]

these amounts are insane and immoral when nations like Greece and Spain are going bankrupt.

I agree. But alas, that's how the industry works. At least Johnny is one of the celebrities who uses his paychecks to support charities as well. I have more respect for celebrities who give back, when they earn so much..

 

[Taz]

Actress is a generous title. A generous title indeed.

 

[80KGold]

Do they mean $34+ million per movie?

Surely that can't be, not for some chick I don't even recognize by name.

 

[refujiunderground]

If Matthew McConaughey, Paul Walker, Channing Tatum, etc can get work, then anyone can. Not that I think she is that bad, but there are much worse actors than her.

especially him. the only reason why he's there is because of his looks. one thing i gotta give him though is that that new stripper movie of his is . i want to see it.

 

[Ram]

Probably thanks to viewers like:

 

[G-Lexington]

I have yet to see anything with her in it, which means none of that $34 million is mine. I'll sleep well tonight.

Lex

 

[BFizzle]

LMAO at all the love for Kristen in this thread.

Y'all ate her alive!!!

I tried to defend her lockjaw'd majesty.

 

[Callum]

We need to keep .gifs for this post alone...it was honestly my first reaction.

She gets paid 34 million per movie?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You spelled "least talented" wrong.

 

[yeahright1991]

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[jasoncrew03]

No, I don't believe it. Who signs her paychecks? Helen Keller's ghost?

I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard. Helen Keller jokes are da best

 

[HeyHeyYouYou]

Terrible actress. I have seen bloody tampons give better performances than she is capable.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

this pic, she looks sad.

But she still is HOT!!!!

 

[Mr-Brooding]

Huh???? Whaaauut? You guys are jealous because you want some glittery vampire in your assholes. It's really unbecoming.

Really though...she's not a good actress at all.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

^I think it's more that makes a shit load of money and people get jealous of that.

I think she's a fine actress and will probably get better.

She's not Meryl Streep, maybe a bit closer to Julia Roberts who plays the same character in every movie with that stupid laugh.

 

[DigitalFudge]

I know there's been a thread on this.. but the gif's are too much....
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That is all

 

[fetaby]

I literally laughed all of the way down to quick reply box at the bottom of this thread .

It's ironic because my first instinct was "Wait, who?" . I haven't seen anything that she is in so I can't comment on her acting abilities, but this thread killed me.

If you've ever walked past a box of grapenuts sitting on the shelf you've experienced pretty much the same thing.

 

[gaystorm]

Maybe I need to be an actor in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. You can only get paid a lot to be a shitty actor if you are in a hott book movie.