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Last Day on the Job Revenge

Eagle653

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These have been around for a while, but they always make me laugh. Sometimes it's fun to imagine what you could do on your last day as a "signature sign off" (not that I would do such a thing, mind you)...

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:rotflmao: Those are fucking great. I cussed out a customer once and knew I'd lose my job, so I got on the intercom and said "Attention Eckerd customers, the customer at the front counter is a cunt. Oh, and Shawn, I quit. Send me my next check and then go to hell. Have a wonderful day and thank you for shopping at Eckerd." and I walked out.
 
I've worked at the same company for 35 years and have loved every minute of it but I had a friend who worked at my company (in another division, on another floor) for 6 years and was miserable after a new divisional president came in and took an immediate dislike to him and made his life hell. On his last day he decided to leave an hour early and just before he left he picked up his office phone, dialed the house intercom line so that everyone in the company (over 400 people) could hear him and said "FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHT I'M FREE AT LAST", and then walked out. I was told there was thunderous applause by just about eveyone on his floor as they all hated the new president with a passion.
 
LOL, I had a friend who responded to a company email announcing his going away party saying that he was so glad to be getting out of there and to not be working for "that perverted crook" anymore. He inadvertently did a "reply to all" instead of to his friend who sent it and it went to the whole company, including the "perverted jerk." He quickly cleaned out his desk, headed for the door, and skipped his own going away party.
 
I may as well add mine....

After I quit/was threatened with being fired over issues I had with the management....They still asked me to finish my shift.

So, as I worked the till...I got a little sloppy with my scanning. Needless to say, a customer got about $60 worth of printer paper for free that day...
 
Hmmm I usually get fired over things more outrageous than could be conceived for a "parting fuck you".

Taking down five shots that I had ordered for a nonexistent table. (But... that was during an anxiety attack so...)
Telling the hot cook I had a secret LustCrush for to "Shut the fuck up midget!
And telling off some cunt in training little girl who had snapped her fingers at me for ranch...

For some strange reason I always get my job back....
 
I could never do that lol , but they are funny, beside i love 2/4 of my mangers to bits , they are amazing, but i can say i would love to yell at some of the customers though!
 
I locked the manager in the lift in one job, before bringing up all the porn he had stashed on his work PC and sending it to the regional manager.
 
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