let's watch the series finale of Drake's career together

[fabulouslyghetto]

what's everyone snacking on? more importantly, what's everyone wearing?

I've been good about my eating habits (no more 70 count mini snickers binges) so I'm gonna have some Mexican spicy mango gummies cuz I'm slowly getting into hot as a flavor and my man is in the mountains so it's not like i'm bottoming tonight

the fit: i'm a chicago girl so i'm going casual-comfy while reppin my city with a sky blue Dickies set and classic high-top chuck taylors. i dare you to find a more comfortable pair of pants than Dickies.

anywho pop a squat on the virtual sectional and let's all watch this clown's entire world crumble before our very eyes

 

[Peloso]

I'm wearing sweatpants, a Tiger Fitness t-shirt under a big heavy comfy black hoodie, ankle socks and black Saxx underwear. Yes, they're $20 apiece but they are beyond comfortable and my junk deserves the very best.

I just ate an orange. An orange is a citrus fruit that grows on trees. Perhaps you are familiar?

But more importantly, I am running low on Mamba candy. I should have enough to last until tomorrow, but I will have to put up with the Apple Kiwi ones since I ate all of the the Peach Passionfruit and Orange Mango ones.

I will make a deal with you: I will trade you all my Apple Kiwi Mambas for either your Peach Passionfruit or Orange Mango Mambas. To make things easier for you, I suggest we meet in Cleveland (the halfway point) at 8 PM to make the trade. To sweeten the deal, I will also throw in a gallon of High Fructose Corn Syryp and a plastic straw.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

But more importantly, I am running low on Mamba candy. I should have enough to last until tomorrow, but I will have to put up with the Apple Kiwi ones since I ate all of the the Peach Passionfruit and Orange Mango ones.

I will make a deal with you: I will trade you all my Apple Kiwi Mambas for either your Peach Passionfruit or Orange Mango Mambas. To make things easier for you, I suggest we meet in Cleveland (the halfway point) at 8 PM to make the trade. To sweeten the deal, I will also throw in a gallon of High Fructose Corn Syryp and a plastic straw.

Where the fuck are you getting apple kiwi mambas? I need answers. NOW.

 

[Peloso]

They're not easy to find and are somewhat problematic. I get them from a bodega near the supermarket I go to, but they only sell the 3-packs so one flavor is always left out. You never know what you're going to get. This time there were no Pineapple Coconut, which made my heart heavy and left me wondering if I should just give up and jump off a building. Worse, they never exclude the Apple Kiwi. They're always there. Last time I checked, apples were not a tropical fruit and kiwi's are fucking boring, so you're welcome to have mine but I need those Pineapple Coconut, Peach Passionfruit or Orange Mangos.

I have chosen a spot in the worst section of Cleveland to meet. I'll be leaning on this sign. Bring your non-Apple Kiwi mangos and wear clean underwear because we're probably gonna get raped.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

They're not easy to find and are somewhat problematic. I get them from a bodega near the supermarket I go to, but they only sell the 3-packs so one flavor is always left out. You never know what you're going to get. This time there were no Pineapple Coconut, which made my heart heavy and left me wondering if I should just give up and jump off a building. Worse, they never exclude the Apple Kiwi. They're always there. Last time I checked, apples were not a tropical fruit and kiwi's are fucking boring, so you're welcome to have mine but I need those Pineapple Coconut, Peach Passionfruit or Orange Mangos.

I hate how the answer to 90% of snack inquiries is "bodega." I live in the south we don't have bodegas just a million 7/11s.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Two days later and I'm still Crip walking with Serena