Life After Death

[rareboy]

Every choice you make or direction you take splits time and space into one of many million different dimensional realities, all of which exist concurrently. As you approach clinical death, you pass through all of these dimensions very quickly, which explains the 'life passing before your eyes' phenomenon. If you are able to be revived, your journey will briefly stop in one of these dimensions as your course reverses back toward the earthly plane. Because human beings are, by design, spiritually and sensually deficient, you will not be privy to the sights and sounds of the reality in which you sojourn, so it will appear to you as both transparent nothingness and a blinding conglomeration of all that ever existed, hence the "white light".

If, however, your will is weak and you are destined to die, you will simply pass through all dimensions until you come to meet Empress Snowcone WIgglebottom , who will judge your ultimate fate, because there is a God and she is a cat.

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I think I did see her.

 

[Peloso]

In the first place, he is probably wearing the ski cap to cover up the scarring from his cranial operation.

Nah, he's a hipster. He's wearing the hat because the internet told him to.