Little known farts

[LilBit]

Did you smell that?

 

[belamyi]

It's always there

 

[Vannie]

 

[rareboy]

Lay a good one down in the room and people will be chewing on it an hour and a half later.

 

[unloadonme]

 

[rareboy]

 

[Peloso]

 

[rareboy]

"Gulliver’s Travels author Jonathan Swift is famed as one of the greatest satirical writers ever to put pen to paper, but he also wasn’t above the kind of fart gag the average 12-year-old conjures up on a daily basis.

His 1722 pamphlet The Benefits Of Farting Explain’d was published under a pseudonym, claiming to be “wrote in Spanish, by Don Fart-Inhando Puff-Indorst Professor of Bumbast in the University of Craccow” and “translated into English at the Request and for the Use of the Lady Damp-Fart, of Her-fart-shire” by “Obadiah Fizle, Groom of the Stool to the Princess of Arse-Mini in Sardinia.”"

 

[belamyi]

"Gulliver’s Travels author Jonathan Swift is famed as one of the greatest satirical writers ever to put pen to paper, but he also wasn’t above the kind of fart gag the average 12-year-old conjures up on a daily basis.

One thing precisely because of the other.
Like with Mozart...
Or belamyi

Only mediocres and idiots cherish the notion that excellence craps marble and farts rainbows.

 

[Kahaih]

Lay a good one down in the room and people will be chewing on it an hour and a half later.

I swear there are pieces of stuffed furniture and car seats that retain farts only to release them at the most inopportune time. Perhaps made of memory foam that likes to reminisce.

 

[purina]

Mark Ruffalo mentions adlibbing a fart in Poor Things.

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/13/1231098673/mark-ruffalo-poor-things

 

[LilBit]

Mark Ruffalo mentions adlibbing a fart in Poor Things.

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/13/1231098673/mark-ruffalo-poor-things

My friend and I laughed so hard at that.

 

[Alistair]

 

[rareboy]

 

[purina]

This thread has run out of gas.

 

[LilBit]

This thread has run out of gas.

Bless your fart heart.