Liver Spotted Straight

[Danugh]

So there is this straight guy (obviously), and he has a ripped body, works out all the time and always drinking that whey protein to beef up.

He has liver spots on his body. He cant reach his back so one day, a few weeks back he asked me if i could rub the ointment on his back for him ( duh i would, i have been wanting to touch him up from the moment i saw him) and i agreed.

So i had been doing that for 4 weeks now. Three days ago though he walked in and my computer froze as i was looking some gay porn. So he saw what i was looking at but did not say anything to me about it.

Then the next day after he took a shower and usually when he would ask me to oint his back for him, you know what he did?

He called a girl to come do it? What the F?UK, i was steaming pissed. Who does he think he is? What message is he trying to send?

So i have been giving him the silent treatment ever since because what he did was out right bitchy. Where does he get off calling that girl to come and oint his liver spot ravaged back when i was the one that had to be doing it for 4 weeks. Where was this damn girl before?

Straight guys drive me nuts sometimes. You cant live with them and you cant live without them.

So now i dont know how to repair the relationship or if i even want to repair it because that was underhanded and shady and i'm pissed off.

 

[Ramindra]

newboy, you do seem to get pissed off a lot! Ever stop to think that others may be getting pissed off too?

 

[Brijan]

You don't get it?

Who does he think he is? His own person, I guess, with the right to choose who puts their hands on his body and when.

They are called boundaries. You stepped over one, in as far as he sees it, and he stepped back.

Goula,

While I, nay WE, appreciate your reply, it is clear that a precedent has been set. Four weeks of back oil application is practically a contract.

If Straighty McLiverSpot wanted to alter the conditions in which back oil was applied to HIS back, he should have done so through writing by filling out all appropriate forms in triplicate, acquiring the appropriate signatures, given appropriate warning, and allowed for input on the new back oil applicator.

Anything less is practically a breach of contract.

 

[billybob109]

Goula,

While I, nay WE, appreciate your reply, it is clear that a precedent has been set. Four weeks of back oil application is practically a contract.

If Straighty McLiverSpot wanted to alter the conditions in which back oil was applied to HIS back, he should have done so through writing by filling out all appropriate forms in triplicate, acquiring the appropriate signatures, given appropriate warning, and allowed for input on the new back oil applicator.

Anything less is practically a breach of contract.

isnt that from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

[Brijan]

isnt that from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I wish.
I've often* said that I would like to write a book and that I wish that book could be Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. So, in essence, my task is done.



*More than twice but less than seventeen times

 

[LostVegas]

lol I dont know why but I loved the original post here, lol I found it funny and Im actually laughing. Not at your situation but just the way you wrote it, very funny.

And I agree, straight guys drive me crazy.......Bri

 

[luminum]

I knwo I can live without oiling the backs of straight men. Learning that you're gay didn't make him comfortable anymore. It's his right to his body, so just move on

 

[Danugh]

Ok this guy is really getting on my nerves now.

So he comes in awhile ago and says "my neck has a crick" i ignored him. Then he said it out loud again.

So i say, "you need a massage" I wasnt offering, it was just a statement.

Then he says in a defiant tone, "no i need a girl to massage my neck but you wouldn't know anything about that now would you"

Oh hell to the no, he did not just say that to me.

So then i say, "Excuse me, is there something you wanna say to me?"

He says "no."


Then five minutes later he says , "If i do find a girl you wouldn't mind if i bring her back and put up a curtain."

I Laughed and then said, " Or you could go to her room or better yet rent a hotel room"

He chuckled.

Five or so minutes after that he starts talking about how much he likes girls and how girls make him so happy and that he cant wait to get a girl and that girls are all he thinks about, and how girls are on his mind when he sleeps.

What the hell is wrong with this chap?

I cannot read him because later his friend calls him to go out and he invites me to go with them? Why would he invite me to go out when he obviously has a problem with what he saw the other day and everything.

I said no. Then while he is getting ready he says loudly, "Oh well maybe tonight i can get lucky and meet the girl for me" and he stresses the word GIRL.

I tell him i hope you do, truth is i just wanted him and his liver spots to get the hell out.

He just pisses me off. I cant stand him anymore.

I am steaming pissed.

The liver spot saga continues

Learning that you're gay didn't make him comfortable anymore. It's his right to his body, so just move on

He didn't learn anything, it was circumstancial evidence he seeing the frozen gay porn on the computer. The only way you can know a person is gay is if the person tells you or if you catch them in a gay act, and this inst gay straight or taken. And i have moved on its just that it just happened so i need to vent but ill be over it soon

 

[Riverrick]

I would guess that being caught looking at gay porn would be enough for most straight guys to figure you're gay. It is sort of a smoking gun.

Classic post by the way.

 

[Danugh]

You know something though the guy is really odd. Because a little after week 1 but not before week 2 he came in and he heard me listening to a Britney Spears CD. It gets better, not only was i listenning to the Cd i was singing along. Now come on, it doesnt get much gayer than that seriously. He even laughed.

Listenning to and singing along to a Britney CD is pretty gay and almost as incriminating as watching gay porn. So he had to have known that girls dont fuel my engine.

Listening to Britney and gay porn is not such a big stretch so i really dont know what his problem is.

 

[spreadeagle]

There's something weird about asking for help applying the ointment in the first place. Unless this guy is muscle-bound to the point of disability it's a very simple matter to anoint your own back by putting the ointment on the back of your fingers and then wiping it off on your back.

And what's with the 'hang a curtain up' scenario? This seems to suggest that you're room-mates in the actual sense of two beds in one room. Or are you sharing a prison-cell, a Salvation Army barracks, or starring in 'It Happened One Night'?

This lummox, having realised that you're gay is now terrified that you might pounce on him in the night or that you might think his invitation to oil him was a gay come-on. he sounds like a childish egomaniac.

 

[MindBlast]

There's something weird about asking for help applying the ointment in the first place. Unless this guy is muscle-bound to the point of disability it's a very simple matter to anoint your own back by putting the ointment on the back of your fingers and then wiping it off on your back.

And what's with the 'hang a curtain up' scenario? This seems to suggest that you're room-mates in the actual sense of two beds in one room. Or are you sharing a prison-cell, a Salvation Army barracks, or starring in 'It Happened One Night'?

This lummox, having realised that you're gay is now terrified that you might pounce on him in the night or that you might think his invitation to oil him was a gay come-on. he sounds like a childish egomaniac.

Egomaniac is indeed the word. He's straight, but he's upset that you don't find him hot anymore (and who would with an attitude like that). He needs to get over it. Obviously you already have.

 

[jubjub]

You know something though the guy is really odd. Because a little after week 1 but not before week 2 he came in and he heard me listening to a Britney Spears CD. It gets better, not only was i listenning to the Cd i was singing along. Now come on, it doesnt get much gayer than that seriously. He even laughed.

Listenning to and singing along to a Britney CD is pretty gay and almost as incriminating as watching gay porn. So he had to have known that girls dont fuel my engine.

Listening to Britney and gay porn is not such a big stretch so i really dont know what his problem is.

Listening to certain types of music does not make you gay. Music is an art, and one should be able to appreciate all forms of it regardless of one's gender and sexuality. Gay porn on the other hand, is well...gay porn.

 

[MindBlast]

Listening to certain types of music does not make you gay. Music is an art, and one should be able to appreciate all forms of it regardless of one's gender and sexuality. Gay porn on the other hand, is well...gay porn.

Nope, being gay is what causes you to look at gay porn, it's not the other way around.

Music has nothing to do with sexuality, but there is a 'gay culture' that makes icons out of certain female singers, which causes more gay guys to listen to those people. This cultural thing is so strong that when I said in a club that Cher's music sucks, all I heard were gasps from the older crowd around me and some young ones too. It's just an opinion.

 

[Danugh]

Someone just asked me do it and i remembered this thread.

 

[Twistedup]

lol when brittany spears came out with that techno cd a few years back...i listened to it rolling with my straight friends and some ladies and we had a grand old time.

the music doesn't make you gay. your catty attitude does. clearly you freaked him out. clearly he is no longer down. clearly you should bring more techno and ecstasy into your relationship.

 

[KaraBulut]

Someone just asked me do it and i remembered this thread.

Well, you resurrected this nearly two year old thread.... in the meantime, Britney has been to rehab and your roomie has had lots of bleaching creme on his freckles.

So what else happened?