Marvtha is Dead!!!

[Queen_Aggravian]

The Sir and I have an important announcement for all of our dear sweet boys.

Marvtha is no more!

By the time each of you read this that haughty trollup will be near death!

She has been imprisoned in an amber cell in Southwestern Tunisia with nary the airhole!

I daresay the tramp won't be bothering all of you ever again!

The Sir laid out a brilliant trap! The Sir really is quite the brainiac when he applies himself, and he applied himself plenty to catch this common whore! He laid a vat of noxema skin cream on the veranda during the overnight. KNowing just how bad that two bit whores skin really is The Sir just knew that she couldn't pass it up. And just as soon as she stepped foot onto the veranda he whupped her on the head and toted her to the closet.

It was at that time thhat your fair Queen sprung into action! I contacted a former lover of mine that loved to nibble at my bosoms who currently pilots a banana boat from a small port in Normandy. We wrapped the two bit tart up with extra strength tidy bowl wrappers and plopped her considerable ass down the chute with the bananas.

And do you know what?!?!?!

Not only is Marvtha a two bit floozy but she also masquerades as a common theif! The tramp ate all the bananas!

Well I hope that she enjoyed her last supper! The bimbo is imprisoned now and the end is near for the old bird.

No one can find her so don't even bother!

Now if you'll excuse me, the Sir and I have to work in the field to bring the garbonzo beans to market. We've fallen behind and must make market soon so that the Queen can purchase her meds.

 

[Queen_Aggravian]

Poppycock!

Rest easy my child. Come rest your weary head on my bosoms!

 

[Queen_Aggravian]

Poppycock!

Yes, my handsome warrior. Just nuzzle your warm mouth to my teets and suck till your hearts content. The Sir has a nasty viral infection and won't be able to service the Queen tonight.

 

[Sausy]

Let's play "What's My Line" as the good queen appears to be a current Jubber masquerading as a n incarnation of a former,banned Jubber.Sorry Vannie,no mama's milk for you tonight,as the game's afoot! My first question,if you were to give any clue to who you are,would that be letting the "CAT' out of the bag?

 

[blooeyz]

I know Marvtha will escape, she is nothing if not opportunistic.
she will return and have her way with you and your minions

 

[NedNickerson]

Marvtha sounds like a survivor...

she'll get through this...

 

[marvtha]

wooooooooooo can you hear me?
it's the ghost of marvtha wooooooooooooooo

 

[marvtha]

i'm marvtha

sounds like two crazy bitches didn't take there meds today?!?
marvtha still coming around from freak out today but......no worse for the wear!
i must get back to bed.
what a strange trip it's been!
i remember some mangy little dog named tutu and a drunk guy made of straw
OH and an evil queen!
must sleep

 

[Sausy]

It's official-Toto,we aren't in Kansas anymore!

 

[marvtha]

i'm marvtha

imagine waking up from "med" cocktail and seeing that i was dead!
wasn't sure if it all bad dream until' this morning.
marvtha like castaways....not going anywhere!
should have known it was queenies doings!
like two peas in a pod we are.....except marvtha don't let papa play "where'd it go" in her hoo ha!
take your meds bitch.....make it a part of your daily ritual like picking crabs out of your medival forest!
the only cell marvtha seen was the one in mayberry....p.s. sheriff taylor has got an r.f.d (righteous fuckin' dick)....i was chanting those miranda rights like it was a mantra!
and where is tunisia? is that by rhode island?

we probably won't hear from her for weeks...too busy with her precious garbonzo beans! beans make marvtha fart.....sometimes marvtha stick finger up pooter and let warm musky smell envelope finger then put it up to nose and breath in heady aroma.....sometimes marvtha should keep things to selve no???

p.s. queenie mama wants to know if you'll be home this year for thanksgiving?

 

[gmoney]

I love when the Queen posts! But I do need some of what you are smoking. lol

I'll have some of that!

 

[gabriel1]

boo hoo hoo. I am so heartbroken..... NOT

 

[marvtha]

I've just received a visit from the spelling police. They're asking about Marvtha's disappearance, but I'm not sure if they're implicating Queen Aggravain, or Queen Aggravian?

Now which IS it?

marvtha not know aaron was cop???
marvtha loved me some mr. aaron.....like grandfather to me on lonely nights..sigh
maybe tori is police and had candy arrested cause she was robbed of all that money!?!

now marvtha heard of dream police
they live inside of my head
they come to me in my bed OH NO

queen aggravian....uses alias....visions of grandeur she has
marvtha know true identity

 

[Andreus]

its got to be RA

 

[agj25us]

MARVTHA LIVES.........
Now, all we have to do with the QUEEN is....OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!

 

[Andreus]

Who?...........

an internet anarchist we have all grown to love at jub with a very very odd sense of humor

 

[marvtha]

MARVTHA LIVES.........
Now, all we have to do with the QUEEN is....OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!

marvtha like cockroach and just as scarey and nasty ha ha!

queenie not all bad; just cursed with ....fucked up genes from what's in her pa's fucking jeans! ya know!

"we do the meds or go out of our heads.
to stop the blues we do the reds
we do too many and...off to beds!"

we used to skip rope to that little ditty.....oh the memories!

 

[Queen_Aggravian]

Greetings my humble subjects!

It is with a heavy heart that I come to you tonight to tell you that that two-bit harlot Marvtha was snatched from the jaws of death by a cruel twist of fate best not even uttered on these boards.

But alas, the Queen will one day have the last laugh! As the Sir often remarks after exfoliating, "please Queen, please, no more ... NO MORE!

Marvtha, you can't hide from me you cheap tramp! I smell your Big Lots knock-off perfume a mile away!

But for now the Queen will just bide her time. Yes my humble subjects, the Queen will bide her time. The Sir and I just HAVE to get the garbonzo bean harvest to market before our monthly trek to IKEA.

So, marvtha, live in fear, live in ... err ....

WAIT!

Are you recording this?

NO FAIR!

No, really, are you recording this?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be back!

 

[marvtha]

Greetings my humble subjects!

It is with a heavy heart that I come to you tonight to tell you that that two-bit harlot Marvtha was snatched from the jaws of death by a cruel twist of fate best not even uttered on these boards.

But alas, the Queen will one day have the last laugh! As the Sir often remarks after exfoliating, "please Queen, please, no more ... NO MORE!

Marvtha, you can't hide from me you cheap tramp! I smell your Big Lots knock-off perfume a mile away!

But for now the Queen will just bide her time. Yes my humble subjects, the Queen will bide her time. The Sir and I just HAVE to get the garbonzo bean harvest to market before our monthly trek to IKEA.

So, marvtha, live in fear, live in ... err ....

WAIT!

Are you recording this?

NO FAIR!

No, really, are you recording this?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be back!

my party dress is soaked in piss, i'm on my third box of wine, and i just found what might be some foreskin from junior sr's dick on the rug!
you wanna throw down bitch?
let's roll!!!!

 

[marvtha]

So I take it, Marvtha your not up for pig in a blanket...

Piss all over your dress...opps..you should have looked up golden showers in the sex dictionary!

pig in blanket?
you got marvtha all in a quandry.
NO....... not falling for parlor tricks anymore!
marvtha thinkin' she'll be dining on little sausages in tasty pancakes and end up
squealin' under some covers or something.

now are those sausages fried nice and brown or microwaved?