Marvtha is Dead!!!

[marvtha]

Oh my, I think I'm getting hungry.....

oh marvtha hungry too!
for a tasty little treat such as yourself!
why you always got sour puss look on mug???
not gettin enough mud for your turtle?
marvtha have you smilin'!
i've got the john holmes special strap on...come on over and i'll ride you so hard you'll swallow your ears from grinning so much!

you watch me boy..it'll happen!

 

[marvtha]

*scratches head*

Part of me says that I should laugh, but another part of me says I should be running, looking for a place to hide, but then the first part of me slaps the second part, because the first part hates the second part's non-existent sense of humor, but then the second part runs inside to tell mom that the first part is being violent again, and then the nice men with the lovely white jacket come and take me to my Special Room.

oh sweetie....all that stuff you just wrote....marvtha just refers to as "friday!"

 

[Queen_Aggravian]

Marvtha, show yourself, you cheap tawdry vixen!

 

[Joshua_me]

Good Heavens !!

Why, I'm vomitting in horror at the very suggestion !

I should think you'd want to escape just in time for All Hallows Eve,
Marvtha....

What with all those free treats from door to door.

(Rumor has it elvin is handing out 'full size' bars, if ya know what
I'm sayin'....)



Joshy

 

[justsimon]

Marvtha, you are always welcome to hide in THE DARK PLACE.

 

[twardmo]

we probably won't hear from her for weeks...too busy with her precious garbonzo beans! beans make marvtha fart.....sometimes marvtha stick finger up pooter and let warm musky smell envelope finger then put it up to nose and breath in heady aroma.....sometimes marvtha should keep things to selve no???

LOL, you had me rolling on that one!

no holding back marvtha, that's what we all love about you!

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha, you are always welcome to hide in THE DARK PLACE.

YOU AGAIN!!!!

there all coming out in force to get mE!!!!!!!!!!


WHERE'S BLONDIE AND THE WHITE HORSE???????????

 

[unclaimedblessing]

But her Windsong stays on my mind.

 

[marvtha]

But her Windsong stays on my mind.

sometimes marvtha dab a little under my 'wing' so as to hide the smell of booze that permeats from my pores!
also good to disguise vomit and shit smells when i've done some serious drinkin



accidents happen!