Men of Mortuaries Calendar - To Die For!

[ahotjock71]

http://www.menofmortuaries.com/

 

[treanir]

And one of the men is named David Fisch. Six Feet Under, anyone?

 

[ahotjock71]

I guess if you dated one of them you wouldn't have to worry about them cheating on you at work!

 

[mega]

Don't be too sure of that...

 

[slobone]

I can dig it!

 

[rgladden]

they'll be the last to let you down

 

[star-warrior]

That's a great undertaking!

 

[BenF]

At least you know that they can handle stiffs.


(Scraping the barrel for puns now)

 

[RyzeAbove]

Just to think I already bought my nuns doing funny things 2007. shoot...

 

[thewaffler2]

..... WOW. the only logical step from here is a calandar of....grave diggers

 

[NedNickerson]

Would I be correct in assuming that people are dying to meet these men?

 

[Soilwork]

You know, Americans are REALLY good at redifiing the term "Poor taste".

 

[cAndId]

These puns are killing me!

(too forced?)

 

[cocktales]

Uh, "I'll be "shoveling" along!!!

Is it poor taste or just a fantastic way of dealing with a morbid situation?

Some people deal with these types of situations with tears; Americans would rather make a comedy out of it......

 

[JakeBequette]

These puns are killing me!

(too forced?)

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[yvrpalms]

I briefly dated a mortician. When he told me what he did for a living, it kinda freaked me out.. but he was such a sweet man not to mention a total hunk. I saw one of his textbooks in the bookcase, and my curiosity got the best of me. It was really an interesting book. He told me for his exam he had to reconstruct a severed head. Sounds gross, but its amazing how they can take a badly mashed up face and make it look normal.

 

[wetboxersguy]

this thread is so morbidly weird...< shudder>

 

[irish1]

You know, Americans are REALLY good at redifiing the term "Poor taste".

I think that these men are to die for....

 

[MCsNo1Fn]

I'D BUY IT! ... pftt..over my dead body

Thank you, thank you, NO HANDS!

 

[skinIsIn]

..... WOW. the only logical step from here is a calandar of....grave diggers

Personally, I'm going to hold out for those swarthy, swash-buckling, grave robbers of 2008. It's the only respectable form piracy that still follows time-honored traditions....grab a shovel and heave-ho!!