Miss Teen USA contestant demonstrates America's brain trust

[star-warrior]

That was an exemplary example of thinking on her feet. It seems it's not only confined to Miss Teen USA contestants. You've seen it in action in the highest eschalons of US government, and to name names : George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld. The only difference is, Miss Teen USA isn't trying to obfuscate from the truth.

 

[Swellegant]

Awwww... isn't she pretty?

Having been in a pageant or two myself, I know those questions are a bitch. She probably got backstage and the first words out of her mouth were "motherfucking son of a bitch, what the hell did I just say?"

 

[mega]

ROFL! In the south they say, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." I bet she couldn't find South Africa or Iraq on a map...
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[Shepherd 2]

Awwww... isn't she pretty?

Having been in a pageant or two myself, I know those questions are a bitch. She probably got backstage and the first words out of her mouth were "motherfucking son of a bitch, what the hell did I just say?"

Thanks, I wish I had thought to post something like this first.
Shep+

 

[RicanDAB]

I would bet my balls that SHE doesn't even know where the USA is not a map, let alone South Carolina

 

[valis23]

They should have held up a map of South Carolina and asked her to locate the United States on it. I love watching people's heads explode.

 

[RicanDAB]

They should have held up a map of South Carolina and asked her to locate the United States on it. I love watching people's heads explode.

^^

... oh I forgot, PLEASE don't tell me she won the title!!

 

[Yeehaw]

A new gay icon has born!

 

[GL]

wow! that's just... sad.

but you watch! she'll marry well.

 

[jackoroe]

Dumb as a box of rocks. That's what she is.

 

[donnykabob]

Did anyone see the other answers to questions? One contestant said she came down to Canada....

 

[G-Lexington]

That's why God made her pretty. So other people will flock around her, and save her from the wolves.

Lex

 

[angedelune]

awww leave the poor thing alone you know she is crying her eyes out because everyone *i even saw it today on Fox Spews* is making fun of her

 

[Jacobson]

That's so sad! Oh my god, I feel so bad for her. The saddest part is that for so long being smart is not sexy. But it's like... neither is ditzyness in my point of view. Why can't these girls be trained as they are in looks in their brains as well. I don't think she even made sense to herself.

 

[miaedu]

and to think she graduated higher in her class than Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.

 

[StlKj]

That's why God made her pretty. So other people will flock around her, and save her from the wolves.

Lex

Oh. My. God. I just spit out my dinner!

 

[JR]

^^

... oh I forgot, PLEASE don't tell me she won the title!!

Despite her remarkable display of geographical brilliance and poise under pressure, (fasten your seatbelts boys) she was the 3rd runner up!

Those must have been some really perky boobs to get her past the "all-important" question and answer round! God Bless Merrika with a capital M!

BTW, she's going to be on the Today Show or Good Morning America Tuesday morning to explain her answer. Seriously. If I can remember my decoder ring, I'll let you know what she says.

 

[Joshua_me]

Aimee: "Recent polls have shown that 'a fifth' of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is ?

Miss South Carolina: " I personally believe....that, um, 'U.S. Americans' in our nation are, um, unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation um, don't have maps and are like some people in South Africa and ahh, in the Iraq and uh, everywhere in the such as and, uh, I believe that everyone over here in the U.S. education should help the U.S., or in South Africa or in the Asian countries to help build up our future...."

Mario: "Thank you, Miss South Carolina."



Honestly, it's like a dinner party at the Kissingers.

 

[RobbyIsTehCool]

"Is this the same 22 percent that doesn't believe in evolution? Probably the same group. Yeah, well, the reality is theres no getting through to those people. They have the intellectual credibility of a toilet bowl, cept the latter managed to suck shit up instead of spew it."


--- Why I will never be Miss Teen Usa. Oh, the penis doesn't help, either.

 

[thewiz]

Wow....gives new life to the movie "Dumb and Dumber!"